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it has been awhile! i suppose i am all settled in at college. so far so good. i miss people a lot less than i thought i would. don't hate me.
things i've learned thus far:
1) be careful with the glass bottles, you just may chip a tooth.
2) there is a better way to get to my spanish class than walking up the liz waters hill.
3) bikes and skirts are a no-no. i ruined one already.
4) dorm food is to be avoided at all times with the exception of tues. night taco bar w/ dylan and sandwich bar which is also safe.
5) never race an experienced competitor on the elliptical trainer
6) duct tape really does fix everything. including $2 flip flops.
7) the silver buddha statue that was a random gift makes an amazing instrument for murdering helpless bugs in my room.
8) if you decide to pierce your ear you should either a) have a couple shots or b) put a cushion behind you for when you get woozy at the sight of blood.
9) if you are going to attempt to pee in the trash can, actually learn how to aim.
10) if you are going to do anything against the rules in the dorm, when caught, ignorance is the best policy, usually coupled with an innocent smile.
things i've learned thus far:
1) be careful with the glass bottles, you just may chip a tooth.
2) there is a better way to get to my spanish class than walking up the liz waters hill.
3) bikes and skirts are a no-no. i ruined one already.
4) dorm food is to be avoided at all times with the exception of tues. night taco bar w/ dylan and sandwich bar which is also safe.
5) never race an experienced competitor on the elliptical trainer
6) duct tape really does fix everything. including $2 flip flops.
7) the silver buddha statue that was a random gift makes an amazing instrument for murdering helpless bugs in my room.
8) if you decide to pierce your ear you should either a) have a couple shots or b) put a cushion behind you for when you get woozy at the sight of blood.
9) if you are going to attempt to pee in the trash can, actually learn how to aim.
10) if you are going to do anything against the rules in the dorm, when caught, ignorance is the best policy, usually coupled with an innocent smile.