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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I helped tim_gogoblog hide a body (-173 points). In June I stole charleswanmushi's purse (-30 points). Last Wednesday yumei and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last month I gave foolish_piglet a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-203 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
dancerboys