Poor Jan.
I just love the last day of skeewl.
-Jan, why aren't you eating? Oh, are the blueberry's getting stuck in your braces again? Let me help!
-No, I'm watching my figure. For my new boyfriend.
-New boyfriend? Whats his name?
-His name...is George!
-George what?
-George, uh...Tropicana!
-What a nice name! Is he Cuban?
-No I mean......Glass! George Glass!
-Thats funny, I've never heard of a George Glass at our skeewl.
-"Jan: 2, 4, 6, 8, wear your retainer and your teeth will get straight. Dr. Scolar!"
-Jan, you're not supposed to have your orthodontist sign your yearbook! *tisk*
-Wait, here's one from my optometrist!
-Jan, you're so lucky. Well, except for your eyesight. And your teeth. And your freckles. And that towel hanging from your braces...
I highly suggest each and every one of you go out and rent (because I'm sure none of you own it) A Very Brady Sequel. Its outta this world.
-Jan, why aren't you eating? Oh, are the blueberry's getting stuck in your braces again? Let me help!
-No, I'm watching my figure. For my new boyfriend.
-New boyfriend? Whats his name?
-His name...is George!
-George what?
-George, uh...Tropicana!
-What a nice name! Is he Cuban?
-No I mean......Glass! George Glass!
-Thats funny, I've never heard of a George Glass at our skeewl.
-"Jan: 2, 4, 6, 8, wear your retainer and your teeth will get straight. Dr. Scolar!"
-Jan, you're not supposed to have your orthodontist sign your yearbook! *tisk*
-Wait, here's one from my optometrist!
-Jan, you're so lucky. Well, except for your eyesight. And your teeth. And your freckles. And that towel hanging from your braces...
I highly suggest each and every one of you go out and rent (because I'm sure none of you own it) A Very Brady Sequel. Its outta this world.