Santa claus is coming to town!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I broke angel2266's X-Box (-12 points). In November I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In August I set kobo_jtlamps's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last month I didn't flush (-1 points). In June I helped 8chelsea_girl26 see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1083 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
dancer_shoes