Google image search. For when you need creepy porn only vaguely related to your search.
Another one of those nights where I want to numb my body into unconsciousness through seemingly endless physical activity. It's a shame that I'm a lazy git with nothing better to do than eat popcorn and play FFXI.
http://www.storksoverhickory.com/VWCommercial.mpgThis is a very odd commercial - make sure you listen to it with the volume up, so you can hear the stuff in the background about halfway through.
Stop reading this and go do something productive and childish. I wish to live vivaciously through you.
Quote of the Moment:
Nicki: "I am bored." *pause* "Want to lick peanut butter off me?"