cephalopods: an in depth study.
cephalopods are truly spineless creatures. they are also incestuous, conniving, and can reach levels lower than your imagination can comprehend. they hide from most social responsibilities, choosing instead to slink around in low tide pools feigning affection to all the snails and starfish while pondering how best to take the stars out of their eyes.
never trust a cephalopod, as they will at some point wrap all eight legs of theirs around your back in the gist of a hug, and instead plunge eight little daggers straight into your back. a good thing to remember while this is happening though is that the reason they are doing this is probably just as confounding to them as it is to you. because unbeknownst to them all the other mollusks will come comfort you with tales of "oh don't worry, it's not like he likes her, he thinks she's insane." which will indeed comfort you.
never trust a cephalopod, as they will at some point wrap all eight legs of theirs around your back in the gist of a hug, and instead plunge eight little daggers straight into your back. a good thing to remember while this is happening though is that the reason they are doing this is probably just as confounding to them as it is to you. because unbeknownst to them all the other mollusks will come comfort you with tales of "oh don't worry, it's not like he likes her, he thinks she's insane." which will indeed comfort you.