work is slowly crushing my soul. i'm getting money for it though. great trade-off.
so this dude(?)'s weekly reviews of sytycd basically make my life right now. i read them last season too and i pretty much pee myself every time i read them:
http://community.livejournal.com/_sytycd_/508585.html#cutid6 best ones:
5. Oh. My God. What is Mary wearing? It’s like Pebbles Flintstone grew up to be a whore.
22. Mary’s outfit actually makes perfect sense. If she’s going to wear a necklace that heavy, she’s going to need a heavy duty corset to push her boobs up and out, thereby creating a shelf on which her necklace can rest.
35. Also, hee hee hee. Doesn’t own her size and length. “That’s what she said.” *snort* I’m 12. And Michael Scott.
49. Ha ha ha, when Anne Heche said “I thought it sucked,” Joshua just looked at her like “Girl, please.”
50. Oh my bad, that’s Mia Michaels.
bahahaha.
oh and this song was basically written about my life. i swear.