I'm apparently a man-whore.
Smallville051: What makes Andre a man-whore, by Patrick F. Vinette
TheAndreSegarra: Oh, no...
Smallville051: When you and your friend go to another buddies school to visit, and you purposly lead your friend, the driver, to the park lot of his cousin, and encourages the two to go and visit her, and you being Andre.... You are considered a man whore
TheAndreSegarra: Ain't nobody ask you about that.
TheAndreSegarra: Besides...she wasn't even there.
Smallville051: When you made it clear when i joined reality check to make sure not to get more guys into the group cause there was one too many....You are a man whore
TheAndreSegarra: But it was two of us and like 17 of them.
Smallville051: When you change your My Space name from ghetto something to "Mistletoe Between Your Legs"......You are a man whore
TheAndreSegarra: You wanna be the one to let us fuck that up?
Smallville051: When you plan on getting a tongue ring and tell every female who is attractive and will listen that you are doing so......yes you ANDRE are a man whore
TheAndreSegarra: I only told like 5 people.
Smallville051: When you post on your best friends my space for him not to tell his sister about this tongue ring, but in reality, just advertising to his My Space friends that you are getting a tongue ring..... You are a man whore
Smallville051: When your best friend calls you "man whore" for a nickname......you are a man whore
Smallville051: When you don't remember the last name of the last 5 girls you slept with....you guessed it ladies and gentlemen, you are a man whore
TheAndreSegarra: TheAndreSegarra: Pat called me a man-whore.
Me CrazyKitty oW: Well, i agree 100% with him thne
Me CrazyKitty oW: AND TTHATS RARE!
Smallville051: (damn)
Smallville051: When you go to your boys college, and end up sleeping in his ex-gf's roomates bed with her...you are a man whore
Smallville051: Mr. Segarra
Smallville051: What was the last name of the last 5 women you've slept with?
TheAndreSegarra: WE DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING!!
Smallville051: and the list goes on
TheAndreSegarra: Sonja, Jermia, fuck you.
Smallville051: (hahaha)
TheAndreSegarra: Allison...
Smallville051: When you are in NYC and before a track meet/race, you fuck a girl who you don't even know...... you are a man whore
TheAndreSegarra: I kind of knew her.
TheAndreSegarra: After.
Smallville051: (you know you're not helping yourself out at all with this)
TheAndreSegarra: And it was after the race, not before.
Smallville051: When you get kicked out your moms house and have to live at Lemoyne, and to pay rent you gotta eat the bitch out and fuck her....you are a man whore.....and a pimp, i have to admit, i look up to that
TheAndreSegarra: Alright, alright, DAMN.
TheAndreSegarra: You WIN already.
Smallville051: When your best friend has to pay you to shut the fuck up while he is on the phone talking to a girl he's getting close with.....you are considered a man whore, only because every girl this friend (ME!!) ever tired to get close with was fonder of you then me.....
Smallville051: When your mother and sister laugh at each other because after you kiss them both of the cheek, they say each other has the clapp...you my friend are a man whore
TheAndreSegarra: OK, OK, stop. I'm posting already. Damn.
Smallville051: When your mother sends you to camp, because you got some when you were younger so she wouldnt have to look at you, and end up fucking a friend of yours sister in the woods, using her clothes as the blankets so you dont get dirty, as much pimpin' as that sounds, you are a man whore
Smallville051: When Kim Sacco, coordinator of Reality Check makes you sit in the back of the van for a hour and some change trip, by yourself cause you can't be trusted with the ladies...........yup, you guessed it, you are a man whore
Smallville051: (damn, i can write a fucking book)
Smallville051: You see ladies and gentlemen, I myself, Andre's best friend know a lot about him, but not everything. So it is in my personal and professional opinion that I have yet to scratch the surface to Mr. Segarra. To yet his own, maybe we will find out why he gets more ass then a toliet seat, but for now. Let's respect, and in my case fucking hate the fact that this man complains if he hasn't gotten any in a week, were to I have not gotten any since junior year of highschool.
Smallville051: THE END!!
TheAndreSegarra: Oh, no...
Smallville051: When you and your friend go to another buddies school to visit, and you purposly lead your friend, the driver, to the park lot of his cousin, and encourages the two to go and visit her, and you being Andre.... You are considered a man whore
TheAndreSegarra: Ain't nobody ask you about that.
TheAndreSegarra: Besides...she wasn't even there.
Smallville051: When you made it clear when i joined reality check to make sure not to get more guys into the group cause there was one too many....You are a man whore
TheAndreSegarra: But it was two of us and like 17 of them.
Smallville051: When you change your My Space name from ghetto something to "Mistletoe Between Your Legs"......You are a man whore
TheAndreSegarra: You wanna be the one to let us fuck that up?
Smallville051: When you plan on getting a tongue ring and tell every female who is attractive and will listen that you are doing so......yes you ANDRE are a man whore
TheAndreSegarra: I only told like 5 people.
Smallville051: When you post on your best friends my space for him not to tell his sister about this tongue ring, but in reality, just advertising to his My Space friends that you are getting a tongue ring..... You are a man whore
Smallville051: When your best friend calls you "man whore" for a nickname......you are a man whore
Smallville051: When you don't remember the last name of the last 5 girls you slept with....you guessed it ladies and gentlemen, you are a man whore
TheAndreSegarra: TheAndreSegarra: Pat called me a man-whore.
Me CrazyKitty oW: Well, i agree 100% with him thne
Me CrazyKitty oW: AND TTHATS RARE!
Smallville051: (damn)
Smallville051: When you go to your boys college, and end up sleeping in his ex-gf's roomates bed with her...you are a man whore
Smallville051: Mr. Segarra
Smallville051: What was the last name of the last 5 women you've slept with?
TheAndreSegarra: WE DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING!!
Smallville051: and the list goes on
TheAndreSegarra: Sonja, Jermia, fuck you.
Smallville051: (hahaha)
TheAndreSegarra: Allison...
Smallville051: When you are in NYC and before a track meet/race, you fuck a girl who you don't even know...... you are a man whore
TheAndreSegarra: I kind of knew her.
TheAndreSegarra: After.
Smallville051: (you know you're not helping yourself out at all with this)
TheAndreSegarra: And it was after the race, not before.
Smallville051: When you get kicked out your moms house and have to live at Lemoyne, and to pay rent you gotta eat the bitch out and fuck her....you are a man whore.....and a pimp, i have to admit, i look up to that
TheAndreSegarra: Alright, alright, DAMN.
TheAndreSegarra: You WIN already.
Smallville051: When your best friend has to pay you to shut the fuck up while he is on the phone talking to a girl he's getting close with.....you are considered a man whore, only because every girl this friend (ME!!) ever tired to get close with was fonder of you then me.....
Smallville051: When your mother and sister laugh at each other because after you kiss them both of the cheek, they say each other has the clapp...you my friend are a man whore
TheAndreSegarra: OK, OK, stop. I'm posting already. Damn.
Smallville051: When your mother sends you to camp, because you got some when you were younger so she wouldnt have to look at you, and end up fucking a friend of yours sister in the woods, using her clothes as the blankets so you dont get dirty, as much pimpin' as that sounds, you are a man whore
Smallville051: When Kim Sacco, coordinator of Reality Check makes you sit in the back of the van for a hour and some change trip, by yourself cause you can't be trusted with the ladies...........yup, you guessed it, you are a man whore
Smallville051: (damn, i can write a fucking book)
Smallville051: You see ladies and gentlemen, I myself, Andre's best friend know a lot about him, but not everything. So it is in my personal and professional opinion that I have yet to scratch the surface to Mr. Segarra. To yet his own, maybe we will find out why he gets more ass then a toliet seat, but for now. Let's respect, and in my case fucking hate the fact that this man complains if he hasn't gotten any in a week, were to I have not gotten any since junior year of highschool.
Smallville051: THE END!!