May 30, 2004 23:12
Unfortunately I only seem to update primarily when I have bad news, but...
My grandma had a mild heart attack this week and I'm back home again in Birmingham with Tarleton. My grandma appears to be doing just fine, but they are running tests tomorrow to find out how bad things are and whether or not she'll go into surgery.
Unfortunately my psychotic aunt is in town and she has spent the past 12 hours talking non-stop and "social working" everyone.
Highlight of the trip: My gay uncle Jerry saying to me and Tarleton "So, apparently blow jobs are in for high-school girls?" Of course, Tarleton and I assured him that blow-jobs were always in for high-school girls, but being a gay man he was probably not in the loop.
I'll be back into town tomorrow evening, roommate in tow.
Everything should be just fine. Just fine, indeed.