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The following quiz has been stolen from arturius .... who sucks.
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"... summer - pears, peaches, cjerries and plums can all be ... "
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
Camera Strap
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
South Park
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
9:30am?
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
9:59am
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
Someone walking around upstairs, the pond above my ceiling, and a bird singing.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
3:30 this morning. Smoking.
9: What are you wearing?:
A towel.
10: Did you dream last night?
Yes, was bad, can hardly remember it.
11: When did you last laugh?
At a msg Lachlan sent last night.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
Photos of all my friends and family. And a Johnny Depp poster, because, well, we're gonna get married and live happily ever after. it's ture.
13: Seen anything weird lately?:
Yeah, yesterday, mikey, nicky, nick and I were standing on the drive way when these two fluffy white dogs come running out of the bush, jump on us, piss on my car and run off down the street.
14: What do you think of this quiz?:
First two questions were ok, but it all went dowhill from question three ... and the only reason i'm continuing is, well, because the audience love me ... it's all for the fans ... But back to reality, i'm bored.
15: What is the last film you saw?:
Alice in Wonderland. Now before you all comment, I was babysitting ... although the little girl i was babysitting was asleep at the time, but thats beside the point!!!! Don't judge me goddammit!
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
Umm ... a huge house, or maybe some huge, well to do company so i keep making more money, maybe some slaves, couple of hot dogs, a whore house ... ... erm ...
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
My left boob is slightly bigger than my right boob.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
I'd just blow it up and start again. who's with me/!?! I'm taking over mars!!!!! heheheh ... or Uranus ....
19: Do you like to dance?:
I love to dance! But my dancing should never be viewed by the general public.
hey ... does Lap dancing count??? not that I ever have ...
20: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Riley
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Jake
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
Yes, right now, lets go. now.
23: Will you pass on this survey?
only if you .... *ziiiip* .... nothing ....