Jan 26, 2008 10:54
The alien started in my throat, moved up to my nose, then behind my eyes, and now it's straddling my lungs...kicking.
He'll get bored sooner or later and move onto you.
Think I'm gonna erase half of one of the chalkboard walls and commence on an epic, but stupidly chalk colored, scene. You can help if you want. But no vaginas.
When I cough, my face contorts into one of the ugliest things I've ever seen. I don't know how it happens. Luckily, just by covering my mouth, which is a courteous thing to do anyway, half of it can't be seen.
This was a pointless post, but if you got to this point, you read it anyway. So, I'm sorry...kinda.