Glomp!
So Jamie and I were walking back to the car at the grocery store on this lovely warm, windy day. Then this over sized white plastic shopping bag comes skimming along the pavement like a land-jellyfish on roller blades and glomps right on to Jamie's legs. He gets himself all tangled up in two nanoseconds and becomes very annoyed. I haul him (and the groceries) the rest of the way across the road and disentangle him, trying not to laugh too hard at his affronted look. "Can't a man toddle across a parking lot without being assaulted by marauding monomolecular miscreants!?" he seemed to say. This story has no point, so I'll stop now. It was just cute and weird.