oh the anger

Mar 21, 2008 10:18

there's an ex barista by the name of john chau who believes that starbucks shift supervisors shouldn't be getting tips. instead, we should get higher wages. we get paid every two weeks. i'm trying to pay my way through college and pay for a car and you expext me to be able to pay for gas too from paycheck to paycheck? tips help so much you jerkoff. if you don't want us to get tipped then i'll just sit in the back the whole day while you do the things that earn tips. oh what? too hard? the only positions we have are bar and register. i'm not going to work if i'm not getting a share of those tips. so you have fun by yourself during that rush. see how your crappy attitude helps you. i could redeem you; give them a smile and thank them to make up for your crabbiness, but i don't think i will. let's see how many tips you can earn on your own you fucking barista.

or how about we promote you? five bucks more than the lowly baristas and no tips, how does that sound? $450 bucks every two weeks. okay. subtract $250 for car payment. that leave's $200. okay then you'll need $40 for gas per week, so take out $80 (you'll be driving a lot to school and then work.) which reminds me, having a life. which takes out the rest of your money. oops, it's only thursday have fun being broke for a week and a half.

oh no! you need that oil change! you couldn't pay for it last week because you were broke again. what will you do?
and now your car is in more trouble! your brakes aren't working right. the engine smells funny. that's the next paycheck gone. what are you gonna do for gas?

if only i had those tips for gas. if only i had those tips for food, i'd be able to scrape by week to week.

thank you, john chau. i hope you die a very slow, painful death. maybe in the verissimo. maybe we'll grind you and make you into coffee, you sack of shit.
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