Funny Joke
A BEAR WALKS INTO A BAR IN BILLINGS, MONTANA
AND SITS DOWN. HE BANGS ON THE BAR
WITH HIS PAW AND DEMANDS A BEER.
THE BARTENDER APPROACHES AND SAYS,
"WE DON'T SERVE BEER TO BEARS IN BARS IN BILLINGS."
THE BEAR, BECOMING ANGRY, DEMANDS AGAIN
THAT HE BE SERVED A BEER.
THE BARTENDER TELLS HIM AGAIN, MORE FORCEFULLY,
"WE DON'T SERVE BEER TO BELLIGERENT
BEARS IN BARS IN BILLINGS."
THE BEAR, VERY ANGRY NOW, SAYS,
"IF YOU DON'T SERVE ME A BEER,
I'M GOING TO EAT THAT LADY SITTING AT
THE END OF THE BAR"
THE BARTENDER SAYS,
"SORRY, WE DON'T SERVE BEER TO BELLIGERENT,
BULLY BEARS IN BARS IN BILLINGS."
THE BEAR GOES TO THE END OF THE BAR, AND,
AS PROMISED, EATS THE WOMAN.
HE COMES BACK TO HIS SEAT AND AGAIN DEMANDS A BEER.
THE BARTENDER STATES,
"SORRY, WE DON'T SERVE BEER TO BELLIGERENT, BULLY
BEARS IN BAR IN BILLINGS WHO ARE ON DRUGS"
THE BEAR SAYS, "I'M NOT ON DRUGS."
THE BARTENDER SAYS,
"YOU ARE NOW.
THAT WAS A
BARBITCHYOUATE."
Ha!
AND SITS DOWN. HE BANGS ON THE BAR
WITH HIS PAW AND DEMANDS A BEER.
THE BARTENDER APPROACHES AND SAYS,
"WE DON'T SERVE BEER TO BEARS IN BARS IN BILLINGS."
THE BEAR, BECOMING ANGRY, DEMANDS AGAIN
THAT HE BE SERVED A BEER.
THE BARTENDER TELLS HIM AGAIN, MORE FORCEFULLY,
"WE DON'T SERVE BEER TO BELLIGERENT
BEARS IN BARS IN BILLINGS."
THE BEAR, VERY ANGRY NOW, SAYS,
"IF YOU DON'T SERVE ME A BEER,
I'M GOING TO EAT THAT LADY SITTING AT
THE END OF THE BAR"
THE BARTENDER SAYS,
"SORRY, WE DON'T SERVE BEER TO BELLIGERENT,
BULLY BEARS IN BARS IN BILLINGS."
THE BEAR GOES TO THE END OF THE BAR, AND,
AS PROMISED, EATS THE WOMAN.
HE COMES BACK TO HIS SEAT AND AGAIN DEMANDS A BEER.
THE BARTENDER STATES,
"SORRY, WE DON'T SERVE BEER TO BELLIGERENT, BULLY
BEARS IN BAR IN BILLINGS WHO ARE ON DRUGS"
THE BEAR SAYS, "I'M NOT ON DRUGS."
THE BARTENDER SAYS,
"YOU ARE NOW.
THAT WAS A
BARBITCHYOUATE."
Ha!