Maury - Good Candidate for the Geico commercials?
This should get pitched to the Geico company!!
MAURY (from the Maury Povich Show) is sitting on stage with a woman who looks like she's crying, and an anxious guy sitting beside her. He opens the envelope.
Maury: Brandon, when it comes to 3-month-old Natasha, you ARE... NOT the father.
The guy, Brandon, gets up, starts cussing (with the usual bleeping out) and runs backstage. The woman follows him, and so does Maury. Maury stops him.
Maury: Wait, Brandon, I have some good news.
Brandon: *looks up hopeful at the woman then turns to Maury*
Maury: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
MAURY (from the Maury Povich Show) is sitting on stage with a woman who looks like she's crying, and an anxious guy sitting beside her. He opens the envelope.
Maury: Brandon, when it comes to 3-month-old Natasha, you ARE... NOT the father.
The guy, Brandon, gets up, starts cussing (with the usual bleeping out) and runs backstage. The woman follows him, and so does Maury. Maury stops him.
Maury: Wait, Brandon, I have some good news.
Brandon: *looks up hopeful at the woman then turns to Maury*
Maury: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.