my kinda survey
Have you ever had intercourse with someone who had a genital piercing? unfortunatly no.. i told robert id pay for him to get his dang dang pierced but the fucker refuses.. pussy
Women: How do you react when your partner loses his erection while having intercourse? i was pissed
Men:How do you react when you lose your erection while having intercourse?
Have you ever had "rug burn" (on your back or butt) from a sexual encounter on the floor? saturday night was a doozy
Do you ever take ideas from pornography and try them out in your sex life? I dont watch porn that intently.. i just laugh.. that's robert's job haha.. it learns him well
Does the idea of having sex with a virgin turn you on? Not at all.. I want someone who knows what the hell they are doing
Have you ever gone from anal to vaginal penetration without washing the penetrating object (penis, finger, dildo, vibrator etc.): Nope
Does it turn you on to have your anal region stimulated?: FUCK NO..
How do you feel about stimulating/penetrating your partner's anus with a finger?: haha.. i've done it and its freakin hilarious
Have you ever engaged in anal sex?: Yes and they have been the most horrible experiences of my life
Women: Do you caress your partner's testicles while performing oral sex?: dude the berries are the key to giving head
Men:Do you like it when a partner caresses your testicles during oral sex?
Have you ever sucked on a mint before giving oral sex to increase the sensation for your partner?: altoids baby.. i dont remember how it turned out though
Would you like your partner to start performing oral sex on you while you slept?: Yes, I wish I could buy an alarm clock that does that
Do you like the taste of semen/vaginal excretions (assuming that your partner's genitals are sparkling clean)?: it's no bottle of jack but yes it is pleasant
How confident are you with your oral sex skills?: I dont get complaints
When your partner is performing oral sex on you, how do you feel about kissing him/her on the lips?: No problem at all
When your partner is performing oral sex on you, how much eye contact do you like?: his face better be burried haha
Which 'ejaculate management strategy' do you prefer?: What's with the technical terms..
Would you perform oral sex on your partner after vaginal penetration?: all the time.. isnt that just about the same with kissing after oral sex?
How old were you when you first engaged in oral sex?: like 14 or 15 me = SLUT
Do you swallow your partner's ejaculate/vaginal excretions?: Yep.
In your view, which has more significance, oral sex or intercourse with penetration?: Intercourse.
Do you enjoy giving cunnilingus/fellatio (oral sex)?: Yes.
How does the smell of your partner's genitals affect your desire to give oral sex?: he always smells sooo good
Do you enjoy receiving oral?: yes but id rather give
Which sense, with the exception of touch, plays the largest role in your pleasure during sex?: Noise.
How do you feel about naughty, dirty talk during sex?: It's kind of funny but once you get into it it's freaking great
Do you find it sexy to have your toes sucked on or to suck on your partner's toes?: ew no
Women:How do you feel about hairy chests?: I personally don't like it.. but he has some and i've grown to like it
Men:How do you feel about a woman who doesn't shave her armpits/legs?
What body type turns you on most?: body type? mmm the type that is 6'3" 265 rawr!!
Have you ever had sex without kissing the other person on the lips?: no
Do you like watching the penis enter the vagina?: Yes.
How do you feel about spanking during sex?: I dont see the point
Do you like being bitten during sex?: I love being bitten and biting (TEEEEEEEJ THIS ONES FOR YOU BABY!!!)
Other than your genitals, what is the most sensitive erogenous zone on your body?: the back of my neck
What kind of music gets you most in the mood for sex?: dude.. like tool and godsmack.. that new song serenity.. haha two enthusiatic thumbs up
Would you like to have erotic pictures of your partner? he..he..
What is your favorite way for your partner to verbally express his/her pleasure during sex?: making noises and guiding me and/or pulling my hair
When you are aroused, do you like to have your nipples stimulated?: Yeah.
Would you be turned on if your partner had his/her genitals pierced?: Fuck yeah Id just hate waiting for the fucker to heal
How do you feel about having sex in a public place?: fun times fun times
Have you ever cracked up laughing during or just after an orgasm?: laughing is the last thing i think about during but after yeah sometimes
Have you ever reached orgasm without actually being touched/touching yourself?: Yeah.
Do you like your partner to watch your face while you reach orgasm?: I dont care what he looks at.. im getting mine
Who in your couple usually reaches orgasm first?: Me usually.
In which sexual position do you most easily reach orgasm?: Missionary.
During a sexual intercourse, how much time does it usually take you to reach orgasm?: it all depends
Have you ever had a condom break?: No.
Do you worry about getting pregnant each time you have sex?: its the last thing on my mind
How would you react if your partner confessed that he or she was bisexual?: I think i would be a little weirded out.. but i'd get over it.
How long could you go without having sex with your partner before you start feeling that there is a major problem in your relationship?: week or so
Would it bother you if your partner had sexual fantasies about another woman?: No. isnt that the point of a fantasy?
Women: Does the size of your partner's penis matter to you?: no not really.. im mean if its hung like a 10 year old theres gunna be a problem
Men: Are you happy with the size and shape of your penis?
With how many partners have you had unprotected sexual intercourse (no condom)?: 2
For the most part, what type of contraception do you use in your couple?: I'm a dumb broad
Does using a condom during sexual intercourse detract from your pleasurable sensations?: Yeah, we don't use them.
When did you discuss the subject of contraception/protection with your current (last) partner? shit like 4 1/2 years ago
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy in which you were raping/being raped by someone?: Yeah.. and it was acted out.. and it was fantastic
Would you have sex (using a condom) with a reasonably attractive stranger for one million dollars tomorrow evening?: for a million dollars.. id do that shit tonight
What is your favorite sexual fantasy?: he knows
Have you ever fantasized about another person while you were making love to your mate?: Yeah.
How do you feel about using vibrators during intercourse? : it's fun
Have you ever gotten caught in the middle of a masturbating session?: No.
When you masturbate, who do you most often fantasize about?: robert usually
How old were you when you first started masturbating?: 15 or 16
Have you ever masturbated while your partner was watching?: Yeah.
Would it bother you to learn that your partner masturbated while looking at porn?: Nope.
Would it turn you on to watch your partner masturbate?: It does.
Have you ever tried the spoon position?: All the time.
Do you answer the phone when you're in the middle of a steamy session?: No.
What's the longest you've ever gone without having sex since you became sexually active?: a month
Do you and your partner use lubrication when giving/getting a hand job?: no.. dont need it
Have you ever had or given a discreet hand job in public?: yes
What is the greatest number of times that you have had sexual intercourse in the same day?: holy crap.. i wouldnt even be able to count
During foreplay, leading up to sex, who usually takes your clothes off?: he does
What do you typically do after having sex?: have more sex
Who has the greater sex drive in your couple?: we are just about equal
When you have sex, how many times do you usually do it?: again we lose count
Do you talk (other than making inarticulate noises) while having sex?: yes because im dumb
In how many different sexual positions do you find yourself during your typical intercourse? A few.
What is your favorite sexual position?: Depends on the mood
How do you feel about the person you lost your virginity to?: great.. that's why we are still going at it
Do you think prostitution should be legal?: I don't care either way.
Would you most likely have oral sex or intercourse first in a new relationship?: Oral probably.
Women:How many times do you think men get an erection during a typical day (other than erections when they are sleeping)?: hmmm 10 maybe? horny muthafucka
Men:How many times do you get an erection during a typical day (other than erections when you are sleeping)?
Have you ever pulled your partner's hair during lovemaking?: his head is shaved but if he had hair fuck yeah id pull that shit
Would you say your current partner is (or, for men, you are) well-endowed?: oh yes indeed
Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?: Yep and a lot more
Have you ever kept a memento of a sexual encounter (panties, shirt, boxers, dark blue dress)?: No.
When you lost your virginity, who was the first person you told?: marisa
At what age do you think sexuality education (in schools) should begin?: I dont know
k now im gunna go get me some haha
Women: How do you react when your partner loses his erection while having intercourse? i was pissed
Men:How do you react when you lose your erection while having intercourse?
Have you ever had "rug burn" (on your back or butt) from a sexual encounter on the floor? saturday night was a doozy
Do you ever take ideas from pornography and try them out in your sex life? I dont watch porn that intently.. i just laugh.. that's robert's job haha.. it learns him well
Does the idea of having sex with a virgin turn you on? Not at all.. I want someone who knows what the hell they are doing
Have you ever gone from anal to vaginal penetration without washing the penetrating object (penis, finger, dildo, vibrator etc.): Nope
Does it turn you on to have your anal region stimulated?: FUCK NO..
How do you feel about stimulating/penetrating your partner's anus with a finger?: haha.. i've done it and its freakin hilarious
Have you ever engaged in anal sex?: Yes and they have been the most horrible experiences of my life
Women: Do you caress your partner's testicles while performing oral sex?: dude the berries are the key to giving head
Men:Do you like it when a partner caresses your testicles during oral sex?
Have you ever sucked on a mint before giving oral sex to increase the sensation for your partner?: altoids baby.. i dont remember how it turned out though
Would you like your partner to start performing oral sex on you while you slept?: Yes, I wish I could buy an alarm clock that does that
Do you like the taste of semen/vaginal excretions (assuming that your partner's genitals are sparkling clean)?: it's no bottle of jack but yes it is pleasant
How confident are you with your oral sex skills?: I dont get complaints
When your partner is performing oral sex on you, how do you feel about kissing him/her on the lips?: No problem at all
When your partner is performing oral sex on you, how much eye contact do you like?: his face better be burried haha
Which 'ejaculate management strategy' do you prefer?: What's with the technical terms..
Would you perform oral sex on your partner after vaginal penetration?: all the time.. isnt that just about the same with kissing after oral sex?
How old were you when you first engaged in oral sex?: like 14 or 15 me = SLUT
Do you swallow your partner's ejaculate/vaginal excretions?: Yep.
In your view, which has more significance, oral sex or intercourse with penetration?: Intercourse.
Do you enjoy giving cunnilingus/fellatio (oral sex)?: Yes.
How does the smell of your partner's genitals affect your desire to give oral sex?: he always smells sooo good
Do you enjoy receiving oral?: yes but id rather give
Which sense, with the exception of touch, plays the largest role in your pleasure during sex?: Noise.
How do you feel about naughty, dirty talk during sex?: It's kind of funny but once you get into it it's freaking great
Do you find it sexy to have your toes sucked on or to suck on your partner's toes?: ew no
Women:How do you feel about hairy chests?: I personally don't like it.. but he has some and i've grown to like it
Men:How do you feel about a woman who doesn't shave her armpits/legs?
What body type turns you on most?: body type? mmm the type that is 6'3" 265 rawr!!
Have you ever had sex without kissing the other person on the lips?: no
Do you like watching the penis enter the vagina?: Yes.
How do you feel about spanking during sex?: I dont see the point
Do you like being bitten during sex?: I love being bitten and biting (TEEEEEEEJ THIS ONES FOR YOU BABY!!!)
Other than your genitals, what is the most sensitive erogenous zone on your body?: the back of my neck
What kind of music gets you most in the mood for sex?: dude.. like tool and godsmack.. that new song serenity.. haha two enthusiatic thumbs up
Would you like to have erotic pictures of your partner? he..he..
What is your favorite way for your partner to verbally express his/her pleasure during sex?: making noises and guiding me and/or pulling my hair
When you are aroused, do you like to have your nipples stimulated?: Yeah.
Would you be turned on if your partner had his/her genitals pierced?: Fuck yeah Id just hate waiting for the fucker to heal
How do you feel about having sex in a public place?: fun times fun times
Have you ever cracked up laughing during or just after an orgasm?: laughing is the last thing i think about during but after yeah sometimes
Have you ever reached orgasm without actually being touched/touching yourself?: Yeah.
Do you like your partner to watch your face while you reach orgasm?: I dont care what he looks at.. im getting mine
Who in your couple usually reaches orgasm first?: Me usually.
In which sexual position do you most easily reach orgasm?: Missionary.
During a sexual intercourse, how much time does it usually take you to reach orgasm?: it all depends
Have you ever had a condom break?: No.
Do you worry about getting pregnant each time you have sex?: its the last thing on my mind
How would you react if your partner confessed that he or she was bisexual?: I think i would be a little weirded out.. but i'd get over it.
How long could you go without having sex with your partner before you start feeling that there is a major problem in your relationship?: week or so
Would it bother you if your partner had sexual fantasies about another woman?: No. isnt that the point of a fantasy?
Women: Does the size of your partner's penis matter to you?: no not really.. im mean if its hung like a 10 year old theres gunna be a problem
Men: Are you happy with the size and shape of your penis?
With how many partners have you had unprotected sexual intercourse (no condom)?: 2
For the most part, what type of contraception do you use in your couple?: I'm a dumb broad
Does using a condom during sexual intercourse detract from your pleasurable sensations?: Yeah, we don't use them.
When did you discuss the subject of contraception/protection with your current (last) partner? shit like 4 1/2 years ago
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy in which you were raping/being raped by someone?: Yeah.. and it was acted out.. and it was fantastic
Would you have sex (using a condom) with a reasonably attractive stranger for one million dollars tomorrow evening?: for a million dollars.. id do that shit tonight
What is your favorite sexual fantasy?: he knows
Have you ever fantasized about another person while you were making love to your mate?: Yeah.
How do you feel about using vibrators during intercourse? : it's fun
Have you ever gotten caught in the middle of a masturbating session?: No.
When you masturbate, who do you most often fantasize about?: robert usually
How old were you when you first started masturbating?: 15 or 16
Have you ever masturbated while your partner was watching?: Yeah.
Would it bother you to learn that your partner masturbated while looking at porn?: Nope.
Would it turn you on to watch your partner masturbate?: It does.
Have you ever tried the spoon position?: All the time.
Do you answer the phone when you're in the middle of a steamy session?: No.
What's the longest you've ever gone without having sex since you became sexually active?: a month
Do you and your partner use lubrication when giving/getting a hand job?: no.. dont need it
Have you ever had or given a discreet hand job in public?: yes
What is the greatest number of times that you have had sexual intercourse in the same day?: holy crap.. i wouldnt even be able to count
During foreplay, leading up to sex, who usually takes your clothes off?: he does
What do you typically do after having sex?: have more sex
Who has the greater sex drive in your couple?: we are just about equal
When you have sex, how many times do you usually do it?: again we lose count
Do you talk (other than making inarticulate noises) while having sex?: yes because im dumb
In how many different sexual positions do you find yourself during your typical intercourse? A few.
What is your favorite sexual position?: Depends on the mood
How do you feel about the person you lost your virginity to?: great.. that's why we are still going at it
Do you think prostitution should be legal?: I don't care either way.
Would you most likely have oral sex or intercourse first in a new relationship?: Oral probably.
Women:How many times do you think men get an erection during a typical day (other than erections when they are sleeping)?: hmmm 10 maybe? horny muthafucka
Men:How many times do you get an erection during a typical day (other than erections when you are sleeping)?
Have you ever pulled your partner's hair during lovemaking?: his head is shaved but if he had hair fuck yeah id pull that shit
Would you say your current partner is (or, for men, you are) well-endowed?: oh yes indeed
Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?: Yep and a lot more
Have you ever kept a memento of a sexual encounter (panties, shirt, boxers, dark blue dress)?: No.
When you lost your virginity, who was the first person you told?: marisa
At what age do you think sexuality education (in schools) should begin?: I dont know
k now im gunna go get me some haha