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Happy respective birthdays mr. manning and mr. tucker. At their party last night i was chastised for not updating the LJ in ages, so I am doing so now.
I have no relevant updates on my life, other than my love for mary grows stronger every day. i assumed that was common knowledge though. my love for stew, allison and one miss mooney has also been growing. I'm free every day after 6 so if you want to be on that list give me a call. (603) 860-0579. no excuses :)
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01. If I were a planet, I would be: mercury. hot and inhabitable.
02. If I were a month, I would be: april. unpredictable and showering constantly.
03. If I were a day of the week, I would be: Sunday. sleepy and wasted.
04. If I were a time of day, I would be: dusk. mellow and promising.
05. If I were a sea animal, I would be: a sea cow. misunderstood and adorable
06. If I were a direction, I would be: due west. just follow the setting sun.
07. If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a porch swing. made for playing and relaxing.
08. If I were a sin, I would be: lust. Duh.
09. If I were a historical figure, I would be: The Marquis de Sade.
10. If I were a liquid, I would be: mercury.
11. If I were a stone, I would be: onyx. Black to the core.
12. If I were a tree, I would be: a weeping willow. goddamn emo.
13. If I were a bird, I would be: a hummingbird. sustained by delicious nectar.
14. If I were a tool, I would be: i am a tool.
15. If I were a flower/plant, I would be: basil. It burns just a little.
16. If I were a kind of weather, I would be: the calm after a storm. breathe deep.
18. If I were an animal, I would be: a cat.
19. If I were a color or shade, I would be: lemon yellow.
20. If I were an emotion, I would be: manic
21. If I were a vegetable, I would be: an avocado
22. If I were a sound, i would be: a slow clap. annoying and yet contagious.
23. If I were an element, I would be: fire.
24. If I were a car, I would be: a thunderbird. Screw the environment.
25. If I were a song, I would be: Perfect World by Liz Phair
26. If I were a movie, I would be directed by: sophia coppala
27. If I were a book, I would be written by: paulo coelho
28. If I were a food, I would be: cooked in butter
29. If I were a place, I would be: a person-sized rock a few feet out in the water on Robinson Pond. Perfect for diving off of. That wasn’t an innuendo so much as it was a description of this really cool rock. Trust me.
30. If I were a material, I would be: flannel.
31. If I were a taste, I would be: cinnamon
32. If I were a scent, I would be: lime and grapefruit
33. If I were a word, I would be: fantastical.
34. If I were a body part, I would be: the smile
35. If I were a facial expression, I would be: the blank stare, followed by a sheepish grin.
36. If I were a subject in school, I would be: creative writing.
37. If I were a cartoon character, I would be: “fry” on futurama
38. If I were a shape, I would be: a hexagon
39. If I were a literary character, I would be: The artful Dodger from Oliver, or Puck from Midsummer Nights Dream…
I have no relevant updates on my life, other than my love for mary grows stronger every day. i assumed that was common knowledge though. my love for stew, allison and one miss mooney has also been growing. I'm free every day after 6 so if you want to be on that list give me a call. (603) 860-0579. no excuses :)
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01. If I were a planet, I would be: mercury. hot and inhabitable.
02. If I were a month, I would be: april. unpredictable and showering constantly.
03. If I were a day of the week, I would be: Sunday. sleepy and wasted.
04. If I were a time of day, I would be: dusk. mellow and promising.
05. If I were a sea animal, I would be: a sea cow. misunderstood and adorable
06. If I were a direction, I would be: due west. just follow the setting sun.
07. If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a porch swing. made for playing and relaxing.
08. If I were a sin, I would be: lust. Duh.
09. If I were a historical figure, I would be: The Marquis de Sade.
10. If I were a liquid, I would be: mercury.
11. If I were a stone, I would be: onyx. Black to the core.
12. If I were a tree, I would be: a weeping willow. goddamn emo.
13. If I were a bird, I would be: a hummingbird. sustained by delicious nectar.
14. If I were a tool, I would be: i am a tool.
15. If I were a flower/plant, I would be: basil. It burns just a little.
16. If I were a kind of weather, I would be: the calm after a storm. breathe deep.
18. If I were an animal, I would be: a cat.
19. If I were a color or shade, I would be: lemon yellow.
20. If I were an emotion, I would be: manic
21. If I were a vegetable, I would be: an avocado
22. If I were a sound, i would be: a slow clap. annoying and yet contagious.
23. If I were an element, I would be: fire.
24. If I were a car, I would be: a thunderbird. Screw the environment.
25. If I were a song, I would be: Perfect World by Liz Phair
26. If I were a movie, I would be directed by: sophia coppala
27. If I were a book, I would be written by: paulo coelho
28. If I were a food, I would be: cooked in butter
29. If I were a place, I would be: a person-sized rock a few feet out in the water on Robinson Pond. Perfect for diving off of. That wasn’t an innuendo so much as it was a description of this really cool rock. Trust me.
30. If I were a material, I would be: flannel.
31. If I were a taste, I would be: cinnamon
32. If I were a scent, I would be: lime and grapefruit
33. If I were a word, I would be: fantastical.
34. If I were a body part, I would be: the smile
35. If I were a facial expression, I would be: the blank stare, followed by a sheepish grin.
36. If I were a subject in school, I would be: creative writing.
37. If I were a cartoon character, I would be: “fry” on futurama
38. If I were a shape, I would be: a hexagon
39. If I were a literary character, I would be: The artful Dodger from Oliver, or Puck from Midsummer Nights Dream…