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That stinks:
Matt hasn't been using deodorant for the last few days and he stinks. When we walked down to the shops just then at least 5 flies were circling him at any one time. When I asked him how he handles this problem at school he said "fly grafting". When I asked what "fly grafting" was, he replied that it is the act of finding someone at school smellier than yourself, and waiting until all of your flies are successfully grafted onto their stink/collection of flies. Wouldn't spraying a little bit of deodorant on every day be so much easier? Do all boys do this? Where is that boy who is the stinkiest of all boys, right at the top of the stink pyramid, who eventually collects all of the flies in the world? That boy must be going mad right now!
Matt hasn't been using deodorant for the last few days and he stinks. When we walked down to the shops just then at least 5 flies were circling him at any one time. When I asked him how he handles this problem at school he said "fly grafting". When I asked what "fly grafting" was, he replied that it is the act of finding someone at school smellier than yourself, and waiting until all of your flies are successfully grafted onto their stink/collection of flies. Wouldn't spraying a little bit of deodorant on every day be so much easier? Do all boys do this? Where is that boy who is the stinkiest of all boys, right at the top of the stink pyramid, who eventually collects all of the flies in the world? That boy must be going mad right now!