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My sister has been blowdrying in the bathroom for the last 15 minutes. She walked in just then and said, "My butter is now defrosted!". I am tossing up whether to remind her we have a microwave or not.
Jonos updates:
Last night I had a dream that I jabbed Jono in the face with a pencil. I am beginning to think we may have some unresolved issues. Meanwhile our other Jono, Jono V, is currently studying at Coffee University. He is going to receive a degree in coffee before he finishes his now 11 years long arts degree. As far as I know, I don't think they are aware he once pashed a foetus.
Exam stress/chica cherry cola:
Exams are in a couple of weeks for me. Remembering: HSC Physics exam. We were in the top story of the library, in the room with tinted glass windows all around. Working away on spectrums etc. and all of a sudden comes "WHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!" this huge machiene sound. A CHERRY PICKER! Someone in our school had bought a cherry picker to lift them up to, not a third or fourth, but the second story window. And no, not to do repairs or anything, but to clean the windows. So here we are working hard at remembering the speed of light and outside the window is some guy working at the speed of a snail. WWWWWWHHHHMMMMMMM as the cherry picker moves 50 cms to the right, SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAK as he cleans the windows. Oh brother. Thankfully my university is so poor they couldn't afford to buy a cherry cola, let alone a cherry picker.
My sister has been blowdrying in the bathroom for the last 15 minutes. She walked in just then and said, "My butter is now defrosted!". I am tossing up whether to remind her we have a microwave or not.
Jonos updates:
Last night I had a dream that I jabbed Jono in the face with a pencil. I am beginning to think we may have some unresolved issues. Meanwhile our other Jono, Jono V, is currently studying at Coffee University. He is going to receive a degree in coffee before he finishes his now 11 years long arts degree. As far as I know, I don't think they are aware he once pashed a foetus.
Exam stress/chica cherry cola:
Exams are in a couple of weeks for me. Remembering: HSC Physics exam. We were in the top story of the library, in the room with tinted glass windows all around. Working away on spectrums etc. and all of a sudden comes "WHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!" this huge machiene sound. A CHERRY PICKER! Someone in our school had bought a cherry picker to lift them up to, not a third or fourth, but the second story window. And no, not to do repairs or anything, but to clean the windows. So here we are working hard at remembering the speed of light and outside the window is some guy working at the speed of a snail. WWWWWWHHHHMMMMMMM as the cherry picker moves 50 cms to the right, SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAK as he cleans the windows. Oh brother. Thankfully my university is so poor they couldn't afford to buy a cherry cola, let alone a cherry picker.