My God is so big, so strong and fisher pricey:
Erin bought The Mega Babes Bible Study (TM) a combined present from the United States of America! A JESUS ACTION FIGURE!
He has roller action and poseable arms. Oh man I want to take it home so bad but the other girls are nervous about lending it to me for fear I will take it out of the box. (I will not! Even if I do want to see if it can roll on water.) I just want to say "The LORD is in this place!" and other jokes.