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Mar 17, 2002 10:31

The sound of 6 hand clapping:
Kathryn invented a new way to irritate Mum - applause. The three of us stand in different corners of a room, and whenever she comes in to speak with one of us, we start clapping as loud as we can. She tries to talk but we just keep nodding our heads and smiling and clapping louder and louder. She runs over and grabs one of our hands but the other two just clap faster and louder to make up for the fallen soldier. It works so well! She was trying to get us to do some jobs around the house, and we're all just shouting "Sorry Mum! I can't hear you over this darn clapping!"

"Let me down easy, pleasey pleasey, let me down easy":
Kathryn is in the room next door in fits of laughter because my brother knew all the lyrics to a Chris Issac single "Let me down easy" just then played on Video Hits. Hey Matt, you can't complain, at least I didn't say anything about the cream for your dry anus.
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