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The Ice-Creams of Wrath:
Amanda (Mudfairy Amanda not Amanda Amanda) informed me yesterday that she's given up chocolate because, well, she's eaten the Magnum 7 deadly sins icecreams in alphabetical order of sins and frankly, that's as good at it gets. Although she expressed to me her deep dissapointment that there was no WRATH, only REVENGE, which is not an official deadly sin and for goodness sake if they were going to go to all the trouble of promoting Magnum Icecreams by using the seven deadly sins shouldn't they and why not get the sins RIGHT?!
Springer cleaning:
Meanwhile, I'm afraid my father is turning into a housewife because:
a) he baked a pudding for my birthday
b) he is watching Jerry Springer religiously.
And even worse, he won't believe me that really all of the episodes are just based around these 5 premises:
1. X is cheating on Y with Z
2. Z is possibly a gay lover
3. X may or may not be working in the sex industry and if so knows Z via work
4. Y attempts to deck Z at least once
5. Every episode includes at least one instance where Z is either Y's best friend or a member of Y's family.
Also, my dad doesn't watch much other television, so he keeps getting up out of his seat and hitting the box during the show. My mum asked him why he does this and his response was "the sound keeps breaking up, I don't know what's wrong with this rotten thing!"
Amanda (Mudfairy Amanda not Amanda Amanda) informed me yesterday that she's given up chocolate because, well, she's eaten the Magnum 7 deadly sins icecreams in alphabetical order of sins and frankly, that's as good at it gets. Although she expressed to me her deep dissapointment that there was no WRATH, only REVENGE, which is not an official deadly sin and for goodness sake if they were going to go to all the trouble of promoting Magnum Icecreams by using the seven deadly sins shouldn't they and why not get the sins RIGHT?!
Springer cleaning:
Meanwhile, I'm afraid my father is turning into a housewife because:
a) he baked a pudding for my birthday
b) he is watching Jerry Springer religiously.
And even worse, he won't believe me that really all of the episodes are just based around these 5 premises:
1. X is cheating on Y with Z
2. Z is possibly a gay lover
3. X may or may not be working in the sex industry and if so knows Z via work
4. Y attempts to deck Z at least once
5. Every episode includes at least one instance where Z is either Y's best friend or a member of Y's family.
Also, my dad doesn't watch much other television, so he keeps getting up out of his seat and hitting the box during the show. My mum asked him why he does this and his response was "the sound keeps breaking up, I don't know what's wrong with this rotten thing!"