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Mar 02, 2002 13:46

Meaty music:
My sister had this conversation with me this morning when she woke up:

"Oh man you gotta watch this movie I watched because the guy in it was just like you he was like couldn't pay attention to anything and this girl says listen to music! so he gets all these sausages and like hangs them all over the place and there's sausages everywhere and he puts them on his fingers and is like bashing the piano with this sausages hand and trying to draw comics with his other hand! OH MAN HOW MUCH IS THAT LIKE YOU!!"

So my sister thinks that I am a sausage psychopath. I am reminded of the time that I said to Tom and Amanda "Hey, we've gotta see Dude Where's My Car because Kathryn says I am just like these people who wear bubble wrap in it!" So we see the movie and this is what my sister thinks of me:



That's the deal my dear:
This morning, after the whole finger food incident, my family and I were watching Rage's Top 50 countdown and lo and behold Shakira with "Whoever, Whatever" was number one. This is what I didn't know - her lyrics are stupid! My sister and I were wetting ourselves with laughter as she sung these lines with a straight face:

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them, with mountains"
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