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Get this - my family think *I* am a bad cook:
My mother once cooked a cauliflour for over an hour and a half. Matthew makes what he calls "chocolate milkshakes" out of nutella with milk in the blender. My Aunty Sharon once cooked "Peach Chicken" because she didn't have any apricots. My Aunty Sharon also is famous for the fact that, not only does she leave potato skin in the mashed potato - she puts sultanas in mashed potato. Come to think of it, my Aunty Sharon is freaky and I can't believe she hasn't been mentioned on this journal until now. My mother, and I'm thinking of taking her to court for this believe me, used to let her cook for us once a week, every week. Her food was always stinky like mould, similar to her house, which smelt of vomit.
Wash your mouth out:
Finally, I would just like to point out, in regards to the Great Soap Incident of 2002, that my brother isn't actually the most obsessive-compulsive in my house. My sister refuses to eat food unless it is served to her on a plate which is blue.
My mother once cooked a cauliflour for over an hour and a half. Matthew makes what he calls "chocolate milkshakes" out of nutella with milk in the blender. My Aunty Sharon once cooked "Peach Chicken" because she didn't have any apricots. My Aunty Sharon also is famous for the fact that, not only does she leave potato skin in the mashed potato - she puts sultanas in mashed potato. Come to think of it, my Aunty Sharon is freaky and I can't believe she hasn't been mentioned on this journal until now. My mother, and I'm thinking of taking her to court for this believe me, used to let her cook for us once a week, every week. Her food was always stinky like mould, similar to her house, which smelt of vomit.
Wash your mouth out:
Finally, I would just like to point out, in regards to the Great Soap Incident of 2002, that my brother isn't actually the most obsessive-compulsive in my house. My sister refuses to eat food unless it is served to her on a plate which is blue.