Help!
Somebody send help!
I am trapped in mandatory online sexual harassment prevention training, which, despite the fact that it could be completed in thirty minutes, is required by law to take two hours. And I am currently lacking an appropriate means of committing suicide. Somebody please come shoot me and put me out of my misery.
Maybe if I strangle myself into unconsciousness with the strap on my laptop bag...
I am trapped in mandatory online sexual harassment prevention training, which, despite the fact that it could be completed in thirty minutes, is required by law to take two hours. And I am currently lacking an appropriate means of committing suicide. Somebody please come shoot me and put me out of my misery.
Maybe if I strangle myself into unconsciousness with the strap on my laptop bag...