Weird Dreams: The Sequel
Okay subconscious, maybe I can understand the appeal of you broadcasting dreams of secret psychic dynasties and giant robots and stuff, but what was up with that whole Harry Potter-ninja team-up/crossover thing? Now I've got people zapping each other stuck in my head, along with images of Hagrid strangling Harry. I haven't even read Harry Potter in months. Where did that come from?
Look, is any of this significant, or portentous or something? Are you telling me it's time to brush up on my escaping skills? Or are we just going through this until you've cleared out the film locker?
Look, is any of this significant, or portentous or something? Are you telling me it's time to brush up on my escaping skills? Or are we just going through this until you've cleared out the film locker?