There are a lot of things I should be writing about. I'm not writing about any of them now.
Instead, courtesy of Tyler Cowen, I bring you one of the most WTF-inducing sentences to ever start a
news article:
A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.
There is no conceivable universe I can think of where this makes any amount of sense whatsoever, yet it continues to sit there in factual smugness. Is it June Fool's Day in Bavaria or something?