TORTURE!!!

[dana_may]

Im still battling with being productive in this college environment. I packed up my things and went down to the quiet study room in Stockwell. Blankly gazing at my astronomy textbook, it hit me. "I am so fucking horny, I can't do anything." I could not think for a few moments. I was crippled. Then I forced myself through astronomy and spanish. After too much time wasted looking at that site Shaen sent me (I wish it never entered my life, well, I would be more productive if it hadn't), it has come to this.

Dear Vagina-

We have reached a critical point in our relationship. I give and give, and you take and take. I'm willing to drop my studies and other responsibilities to please you, and what do I receive in return? Nothing but drama, Vagina, nothing but guilt. Why is it always about you? For too long I have been basing decisions on what you would want. Its time to think about and respect myself. Sure, there is pleasure and love in this bond, and we are inseparable, but there needs to be a balance. I have finals coming up.

Love,
Dana

I know at least one guy reads my livejournal. Sorry, Pat. Im sure you write letters to your penis all the time. ;)

TICKETS TO ANI IN CLEVELAND!!!!! HELL YES!!!! ANI FUCKING DIFRANCO!!!! AHHHHH!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

click my heels

what else can I say, I just wrote an open letter to my vag. Im such a dork.

shower, thats what the clean kids do.

paz
Dana