Sep 28, 2006 23:24
Like Mana, my love, I heard something wonderful on NPR today. So, I thought I might share it. In reference to the war in Iraq:
"Once you've driven your car over a cliff, your options become somewhat limited."
This one is just funny as hell, but shall remain anonymous (for obvious reasons):
"I sat down once whIle I was water skiing, when I was first learning how. OOOOO! Let me tell you! It was like I got a 50 yard douche."