beginning stages of delinquency
I am exhausted. Christmas shopping brings out the stressed in me.
Today I skipped fourth period, and shoplifted, AND got an 88 on a test. Yeah I've been bad today. Granted that I only skipped PART of fourth period, unintentionally and I ACCIDENTLY shoplifted. The 88 was all me though, and it was a TAKE HOME TEST too, which makes it all the more embarrassing.
During Spanish I asked to go to the bathroom so I could hang out with some of the gym kids doing weight lifting in the second floor hallway. The gym teacher was watching them too carefully so I only talked for like a minute before I ran away before he could kick me out. Then I wondered downstairs and found Matt who was also wondering the hallways. He asked if I wanted to go to skip and drive to Stewart's, which I agreed to because it A. sounded like a good plan B. I hate my Spanish class and C. Skipping makes me happy. It was deceiving easy to leave the school. We just walked right up to the doors signed out, Matt said "Oh I'll sign your name" because I suppose he was leaving a fake name for me since I am not a senior and really don't have the authority to leave school, the monitors replied "What a gentleman!" and I said "Oh he is just signing out for me because I can't read time and he doesn't want to embarrass me" the monitors gleefully replied something along the lines "Back in our day we learned how to read clocks on normal ones, you kids are all digital" something with that point, I don't really remember their exact words cause I was too busy thinking "no way is this that easy". So if the monitors had any suspicions we charmed our way out of them and just left. Matt drove to his house to change cars, can't ride through Washingtonville without the car with the SUN ROOF, holla. Then we drove over to Stewarts and combine all of the money on us (2 dollars) to buy some Stewart's brand Citrus Pop.
Forty minutes after I left Spanish I came back and sat down drinking my soda. My teacher asked where I got the soda from if I went to the bathroom and I told him I was parched and went to the study hall to buy soda. He said "oh ok" and walked away. It really does come in handy taking advantage of your non-English speaking teachers.
And the whole shoplifting incident was one of those pick-something-up-forget-you-are-holding-it-and-innocently-walk-out-of-the-store kind of things. Even though it was by accident I had to marvel at how easy that was too.
Today I skipped fourth period, and shoplifted, AND got an 88 on a test. Yeah I've been bad today. Granted that I only skipped PART of fourth period, unintentionally and I ACCIDENTLY shoplifted. The 88 was all me though, and it was a TAKE HOME TEST too, which makes it all the more embarrassing.
During Spanish I asked to go to the bathroom so I could hang out with some of the gym kids doing weight lifting in the second floor hallway. The gym teacher was watching them too carefully so I only talked for like a minute before I ran away before he could kick me out. Then I wondered downstairs and found Matt who was also wondering the hallways. He asked if I wanted to go to skip and drive to Stewart's, which I agreed to because it A. sounded like a good plan B. I hate my Spanish class and C. Skipping makes me happy. It was deceiving easy to leave the school. We just walked right up to the doors signed out, Matt said "Oh I'll sign your name" because I suppose he was leaving a fake name for me since I am not a senior and really don't have the authority to leave school, the monitors replied "What a gentleman!" and I said "Oh he is just signing out for me because I can't read time and he doesn't want to embarrass me" the monitors gleefully replied something along the lines "Back in our day we learned how to read clocks on normal ones, you kids are all digital" something with that point, I don't really remember their exact words cause I was too busy thinking "no way is this that easy". So if the monitors had any suspicions we charmed our way out of them and just left. Matt drove to his house to change cars, can't ride through Washingtonville without the car with the SUN ROOF, holla. Then we drove over to Stewarts and combine all of the money on us (2 dollars) to buy some Stewart's brand Citrus Pop.
Forty minutes after I left Spanish I came back and sat down drinking my soda. My teacher asked where I got the soda from if I went to the bathroom and I told him I was parched and went to the study hall to buy soda. He said "oh ok" and walked away. It really does come in handy taking advantage of your non-English speaking teachers.
And the whole shoplifting incident was one of those pick-something-up-forget-you-are-holding-it-and-innocently-walk-out-of-the-store kind of things. Even though it was by accident I had to marvel at how easy that was too.