Dec 08, 2005 15:10
Take the first sentence (or 2) from the first post of each month of 2005. That's your year in review.
January: I don't know if I've mentioned this before but often when my life gets to weird, or I am bored I will retreat into my mind and pretend that I am narrated a sitcom.
Feburary: You know what I need? A super power. I am convinced that is the secret to life. I mean if I could just turn into liquid metal whenever I please life would be great. Minus the whole government officials searching for me so they can dissect me and perform horrible lab experiments.
March: No school today. I much rather shovel the walk way then go to school.
April: My internet breaks down and then suddenly my life takes on interesting sub plots, my highschool is featured on Channel Five 10 O'Clock news and I have fallen in cool.
May: Life is wonderful in pajamas. If I could spend all hours of every day in pajamas I would be a great deal happier.
June: I cut my hair. It's gone. Its not bald, which was the look I was going for. Imagine how it easy it would be to be bald, you wake up BAM you are ready.
July: Here is what I find surprising myself, and you may too. I am Puerto Rican.
August: I don't even hang out with my friends anymore. I hang out with their moms and little sisters instead.
September: I just came back from Kate's house in all my sleepover glory. Meaning I am a total mess. My hair had taken on a life of its own due to excessive amounts of chlorine and not enough amounts of hair gel.
October: I've been really sad today. No teen angst here. I think I am sick, and I have really big bags under my eyes and I somewhat resmemble someone who has been on the internet more than they sleep, hmmm...
November: I think I am going to alter my appearance slightly.
December: So I haven't been leading a very interesting life lately.