Intervied by liana
1) So what is it about beards that you like so much?
Besides the genitals, beards are the essence of manliness. Back when we were all cavemen I really doubt that they had the gilette fusion vibrating mach 5 to shave so all the men had beards. And I like to think of it as the alpha male had the the biggest craziest beard. The bigger and crazier your beard is, the more manly you are. And who the hell doesn't want to be more manly? Now try and tell me the dudes in ZZ Top are not manly. Oh, and beards are metal.
2) We all know you get crazy when you're drunk; what's the craziest thing you've done while drunk?
I've done several deplorable/crazy things while drunk, so I will list a few in no particular order.
1. Tried to jump to the moon for 30 minutes
2. Thought a poster of the lead singer of Staind was a vending machine and I tried to put a dollar bill in his mouth and take a soda from his groin. I got mad because it didn't work.
3. Screamed "WHORE" over and over at Matt's ex girlfriend at a party and was almost challenged to a fight by a scrawny/girly gay man.
4. Seriously injured my foot while wrestling with Matt and Jesse. I had a severe limp for almost 2 months afterwards.
3) If you could bring one person back from the dead and ask them a question, who would it be and what would you ask?
My dad's brother who died when he was around my age. I'd ask him what he was like and what my dad was like growing up.
4) What's one type of food you would never ever eat?
Any peanut product.
5) If you were to dedicate one song to me (liana) what would it be?
AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long
6) If someone offered you one million dollars to never play video games again, would you take it?
Money cannot buy happiness.
Besides the genitals, beards are the essence of manliness. Back when we were all cavemen I really doubt that they had the gilette fusion vibrating mach 5 to shave so all the men had beards. And I like to think of it as the alpha male had the the biggest craziest beard. The bigger and crazier your beard is, the more manly you are. And who the hell doesn't want to be more manly? Now try and tell me the dudes in ZZ Top are not manly. Oh, and beards are metal.
2) We all know you get crazy when you're drunk; what's the craziest thing you've done while drunk?
I've done several deplorable/crazy things while drunk, so I will list a few in no particular order.
1. Tried to jump to the moon for 30 minutes
2. Thought a poster of the lead singer of Staind was a vending machine and I tried to put a dollar bill in his mouth and take a soda from his groin. I got mad because it didn't work.
3. Screamed "WHORE" over and over at Matt's ex girlfriend at a party and was almost challenged to a fight by a scrawny/girly gay man.
4. Seriously injured my foot while wrestling with Matt and Jesse. I had a severe limp for almost 2 months afterwards.
3) If you could bring one person back from the dead and ask them a question, who would it be and what would you ask?
My dad's brother who died when he was around my age. I'd ask him what he was like and what my dad was like growing up.
4) What's one type of food you would never ever eat?
Any peanut product.
5) If you were to dedicate one song to me (liana) what would it be?
AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long
6) If someone offered you one million dollars to never play video games again, would you take it?
Money cannot buy happiness.