We're out of time and I can't breathe
I just thought I would write about my favorite part of today...
I had to help a lady carry out a huge baby crib in a box today, and she needed help because she was in one of those electric cart deelys. It was a fast one at that.. We went to go out the first set of exit doors and I watched as she cruised all the way to the far end in the.. we'll call it a foyer.. so she gets to the other end of the foyer as I yell, "No! That's the ENTRANCE door! It won't open for you!" WHAM!!! She drives full speed right into it. So I go all the way outside as she backs up to go out my door. WHAM! She slams into the gumball machine backwards at full reverse speed.. so I decided to watch her fateful attempt at escaping Kmart's evil clutches. She manuevers her way around the gumball machine and WHAM! Backs into the first exit door at full speed. She even had the whole head whiplash type thing from the force of it all.. geez. I hope to GOD that lady is having someone else drive her car for her.
Other than that I felt sorta hostile today. My first reaction to things not working was to just hit them.. but I restrained myself like a good boy.
I had to help a lady carry out a huge baby crib in a box today, and she needed help because she was in one of those electric cart deelys. It was a fast one at that.. We went to go out the first set of exit doors and I watched as she cruised all the way to the far end in the.. we'll call it a foyer.. so she gets to the other end of the foyer as I yell, "No! That's the ENTRANCE door! It won't open for you!" WHAM!!! She drives full speed right into it. So I go all the way outside as she backs up to go out my door. WHAM! She slams into the gumball machine backwards at full reverse speed.. so I decided to watch her fateful attempt at escaping Kmart's evil clutches. She manuevers her way around the gumball machine and WHAM! Backs into the first exit door at full speed. She even had the whole head whiplash type thing from the force of it all.. geez. I hope to GOD that lady is having someone else drive her car for her.
Other than that I felt sorta hostile today. My first reaction to things not working was to just hit them.. but I restrained myself like a good boy.