Because Lindy said so
Lindy said I should update so I decided to. I really don't know what to talk about other than last night.
Aight, so I wuz rollin down the ghetto suburbz of Chicago, fo realz. Everyone wuz all lyke "Daymn Hardcore Thug Lovin' Dan, youz iz da man!". I jux nodded n wuz lyke "fo sho my hizzle". I jux got sum new lightz on my tight azz ryde so I roll out n every body be blinded by da bling bling happenin'. Fo sho. All da gurlz were lyke "Dan youz iz so daymn hott, I gotz ta touch youz all 'round" n I wuz lyke "fo sho my mizzle".
All da peepz der wuz lyke lookin' at my phat azz ryde n I thought "fo sho my jizzle". I wuz crusin' fo awhilze n den got tyred of pedalin' my byke. I went ta my crib n sat down n turned on da T-Vizzle n saw my band n I wuz lyke "Dude, that's so fucking awesome! I gotta call Damian!!!".
Fo realz, lightz.
Peace n luv homies
Aight, so I wuz rollin down the ghetto suburbz of Chicago, fo realz. Everyone wuz all lyke "Daymn Hardcore Thug Lovin' Dan, youz iz da man!". I jux nodded n wuz lyke "fo sho my hizzle". I jux got sum new lightz on my tight azz ryde so I roll out n every body be blinded by da bling bling happenin'. Fo sho. All da gurlz were lyke "Dan youz iz so daymn hott, I gotz ta touch youz all 'round" n I wuz lyke "fo sho my mizzle".
All da peepz der wuz lyke lookin' at my phat azz ryde n I thought "fo sho my jizzle". I wuz crusin' fo awhilze n den got tyred of pedalin' my byke. I went ta my crib n sat down n turned on da T-Vizzle n saw my band n I wuz lyke "Dude, that's so fucking awesome! I gotta call Damian!!!".
Fo realz, lightz.
Peace n luv homies