I meant to post this a few days ago, but I'm a terrible person.
Happy Birthday Ladies! If you are my sister and you were nice and helped me figure my life out and provided financial assistance for my life, I will send you a birthday present soon/eventually but you have to wait until I get my first paycheck. If you have moved recently, you will also need to fill out a change of address forms.
If you are not my sister but you also had a birthday recently, I will send you a birthday present if you remind me of your address.