HA HA FUNNY SHIT
Well today was boring, I woke up and went skating, I skated 5.6 miles in 25 mins, O ya. lol. I was just watching comedy central and stephen lynch came on, he is fuckin funny as hell. He wrote really really funny songs.
This one is Special Fred-
When I was,
A boy of ten
I had a very best friend
Fred was kind
with good intent
but just a little different
Oooh, Special Fred
mama dropped him on his head
now he's not so bright instead
he's a little bit special
just a little bit
We'd play tag
and he'd get hurt
I'd play a soldier
he'd eat dirt
I liked math,
and spelling bees
fred liked talking to a tree
ooh special Fred
Mama dropped him on his head
now she keeps him in the shed
cuz he's a little bit special
just a little bit
I ran track,
hung out at malls
fred ran headfirst
into walls
I had girls
and lots of clothes
fred had names
for all his toes
ooh special fred
mama dropped him on his head
now he thinks
he's a piece of bread
cuz he's a little bit special
just a little bit
one day, when talking to special fred,
he grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
and as he laughed at me
that's when I knew
special fred just made
me special toooo!
Now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
next to me, fred is fine
yeah, he's a fuckin Einstein
ooh special fred,
now we're not right in the head
now we're not so bright instead
we're a little bit special
just a little bit special
that fucker fred made me special
just a little bit
Hermaphrodite-
She's part girl,
she's part boy.
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
She's got more,
she's got less.
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.
Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl,
yea, she's my little guy.
When I try to please I get poked in the eye.
She wears lace and she wears flannel.
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.
What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite.
Somethings are white,
somethings are black.
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back.
She is still beautiful,
she is still fine.
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.
She can't help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite.
Yea, hermaphrodite.
Ya, well there funny as hell. Well i'm just waiting for katherine to call me, if she is ganan call me, so i'm ganna just chill and listen to some music, like i do all the time, wow i need a life.
I love you katherine. <3
This one is Special Fred-
When I was,
A boy of ten
I had a very best friend
Fred was kind
with good intent
but just a little different
Oooh, Special Fred
mama dropped him on his head
now he's not so bright instead
he's a little bit special
just a little bit
We'd play tag
and he'd get hurt
I'd play a soldier
he'd eat dirt
I liked math,
and spelling bees
fred liked talking to a tree
ooh special Fred
Mama dropped him on his head
now she keeps him in the shed
cuz he's a little bit special
just a little bit
I ran track,
hung out at malls
fred ran headfirst
into walls
I had girls
and lots of clothes
fred had names
for all his toes
ooh special fred
mama dropped him on his head
now he thinks
he's a piece of bread
cuz he's a little bit special
just a little bit
one day, when talking to special fred,
he grabbed a brick and he swung at my head
and as he laughed at me
that's when I knew
special fred just made
me special toooo!
Now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
next to me, fred is fine
yeah, he's a fuckin Einstein
ooh special fred,
now we're not right in the head
now we're not so bright instead
we're a little bit special
just a little bit special
that fucker fred made me special
just a little bit
Hermaphrodite-
She's part girl,
she's part boy.
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
She's got more,
she's got less.
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.
Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl,
yea, she's my little guy.
When I try to please I get poked in the eye.
She wears lace and she wears flannel.
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.
What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite.
Somethings are white,
somethings are black.
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back.
She is still beautiful,
she is still fine.
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.
She can't help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite.
Yea, hermaphrodite.
Ya, well there funny as hell. Well i'm just waiting for katherine to call me, if she is ganan call me, so i'm ganna just chill and listen to some music, like i do all the time, wow i need a life.
I love you katherine. <3