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Things that I've been thinking about for the past few days:
- Rain makes babies super confused.
-If I see a man in public, and that man is missing a hand, I believe I have a right to know what happened. It's not fair to me to have to act like I don't notice it. Also, what if he's a pirate? These are things I need to know.
-Until saturday morning, I've never actually had to flee a woman's house in the morning. I pride myself on being a good guy, even if it's just for one night. But if a girl bites a piece of your beard, and tears it out, and spits it to the side of the room, and then goes back to kissing you, things change. They change even more when this is the LEAST crazy thing she does.
-I hate moving. It depresses me to itemize my life like that.
-Jack Daniel's is delicious. I had forgotten.
-Some people tell me that I should be catching up on sleep on weekends. To those people, I submit that they should read point number five, and then point number three, again. Perhaps they might understand why I only got five hours of sleep this weekend, three of which were in a Rite-Aid parking lot. Those nice ladies that worked there were worried when I bought breakfast inside and consumed it on the curb, and then went back to sleep in my car.
-If you're bored, than you're boring.
- Rain makes babies super confused.
-If I see a man in public, and that man is missing a hand, I believe I have a right to know what happened. It's not fair to me to have to act like I don't notice it. Also, what if he's a pirate? These are things I need to know.
-Until saturday morning, I've never actually had to flee a woman's house in the morning. I pride myself on being a good guy, even if it's just for one night. But if a girl bites a piece of your beard, and tears it out, and spits it to the side of the room, and then goes back to kissing you, things change. They change even more when this is the LEAST crazy thing she does.
-I hate moving. It depresses me to itemize my life like that.
-Jack Daniel's is delicious. I had forgotten.
-Some people tell me that I should be catching up on sleep on weekends. To those people, I submit that they should read point number five, and then point number three, again. Perhaps they might understand why I only got five hours of sleep this weekend, three of which were in a Rite-Aid parking lot. Those nice ladies that worked there were worried when I bought breakfast inside and consumed it on the curb, and then went back to sleep in my car.
-If you're bored, than you're boring.