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dampha

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Feb 06, 2007 18:05

Surely by now you've heard that the Reverend Ted Haggard is "completely heterosexual."

In other news, the 40-ounce t-bone steak that I ate last night was completely vegetarian.

And the weather in Madison right now is completely tropical.

I could continue in this vein for some time.

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elephantgiraffe February 7 2007, 00:54:22 UTC

You mean TV's Dirk Bean

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elephantgiraffe February 7 2007, 01:01:12 UTC

Oh yeah, him. Didn't I seem him in something where you were eating rope?

dampha February 7 2007, 01:23:21 UTC

And I was eating Scott Feiner? Both were illusions, of course.

elephantgiraffe February 7 2007, 01:33:53 UTC

Ah, the magic of theater

joakleaf February 7 2007, 01:41:28 UTC

Also, I understand there was a bad mime involved somehere..... Aaaah, roast American Flag Bear!

dampha February 7 2007, 01:56:37 UTC

Dammit, why isn't anybody else making fun of Ted Haggard????

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dampha February 7 2007, 02:29:30 UTC

That's more like it!

elephantgiraffe February 7 2007, 03:15:20 UTC

I don't know which is more rediculous, the notion that someone can be 'completely heterosexual', that this phrase might possibly be applied to the individual in question, the notion that 'counselers' can deem him so, or the idea that doing so would make this messy situation more palatable to 'the public'

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