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[cyclogenesis]

It has come to my attention that some people are confused by the girlfriends! Yes, indeed, our favorite tiny homosexuals sometimes evince interest in the opposite sex. I'm told this is a natural part of growing up, a "phase," if you will. Anyway, sometimes it's necessary to write the girlfriends into fic, so here's a primer so you know who's who

Comments

[fayemeadows]

Okay, so how much pretty can there be crammed into that first pic? Seriously, the P!ATD girlfriends are gorgeous and I so love the idea of Ryan sharing make-up with his girl.

Second: All those Pete Wentz is a pedo rumors are comically true.

I actually giggled my way into a fit of hiccups. And there is seriously a fic simmering in those pictures because my *god* she is Girl!Pete. It's like he tried to go out and find himself.

And out of curiosity (you know, new and all) is Patrick still with his gf? Anna (I think)? Because I saw one picture and they were so cute. :)

[forevernew]

He's not still with her, no. When they broke up he went into a frenzy, and told their manager to book "as much as you can. Book Valentine's Day, book our anniversary," just as busy as he could get to keep from thinking about it. Anniversary was 22 March, if it interests you.

[cyclogenesis]

What's the source for that? I knew I should have included Anna in this, goddammit.

[forevernew]

Um. Shit. I know I have a physical copy of that... *rummages* OK, it's the Feb 2007 AP. Fullquote (term subject to definition) is "The day we broke up, I called up our booking agent and told him to book March 22 because I didn't want to be home along on our anniversary. Book her birthday, book Valentine's Day, book every fucking day you can."

[damnpetewentz]

I SO PRAISE YOU. good work! i didnt know that Haley was from Chicago-i always assumed she was from Vegas and older than last year of high school.

[jzbell]

http://pics.livejournal.com/jzbell/pic/000ap522
http://pics.livejournal.com/jzbell/pic/000aq6ec
http://pics.livejournal.com/jzbell/pic/000are8s
http://pics.livejournal.com/jzbell/pic/000as9a0
http://pics.livejournal.com/jzbell/pic/000atqq9

Bet you figured you wouldn't see me commenting on this entry, huh? ;)

[cyclogenesis]

YOU SEXY THING! Thank you, I was losing my mind.

[d_copper]

Never read this article before! Thanks for posting it here. ♥

Why are the boys so precious? Is their intent to induce mass human combustion?

[whatchamacall1t]

oh god. SOOOOO AWWWKWARD!!!

everytime i see pictures like this, it weirds me out. I can't help thinking that it must suck to have to privacy at all, and yet...i click on them anyway. Ryan ross will always, always freak me out. ALWAYS.

ps. the pictures with spencer look like the Paris Hilton sex tape, \o/

[kimberlytysan]

Meanwhile, doesn't it freak you out how much Keira looks like Winona Ryder. They're like twins. . .

[amytwo]

Aww, pretty girls. Panic, you have good taste, well, nowadays, anyway. But why is there no mention of Pete dating MikeyWay? That was my favorite girlfriend by far. :D

[livebythebooks]

-gigglesnort-

[kokosama]

oh my gawd!
The best thing evar