pornverse, the primer

[schuyler]

babyofthegroup asked for a primer on who all of these characters are, and I am indulgent.

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[thewayout]

The last thing I was expecting was Cubbins down there at the bottom. And I snorted.

I commend you on this wonderful pornverse primer.

Why have I never seen Jepha before? I hear this name, I know this band, but I have never seen this boy before. I like.

[callsigns]

WAIT! WAIT! THE PICTURE OF TYSON/DARREN EXISTS!

[eleanor_lavish]

OH GOD I forgot this picture!!!!!!

The other picture is CLEARLY an office picnic. Spencer is in his 'summer suit', Bill is already drunk, and Mikey is trying really hard not to accidently catch his brother having sex with Frank.

[schuyler]

Ahahahah. Poor Mikey.

[stumphed]

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT FOLODER TO FILE THAT PICTURE OF SPENCER/MIKEY/BECKETT UNDER. My ocd hates you.

[azrielen]

Hey you forgot BERT: SPENCER'S SHITTY EX!

[schuyler]

I intentionally skipped Bert! He's scary. He looks like he might give me the clap.

[callsigns]

Looking AT him might give you the clap!

[gigantic]

Of course, now I can't stop imagining Tyson saying, "I am a sex machine! Sex machine!" like the foreign exchange student in Can't Hardly Wait. It's kind of awesome.

[babyofthegroup]

Thanks again! And damn, I really want a Jon Walker of my very own.

[schuyler]

Why wouldn't you? You're sensible and he's adorable!

[babyofthegroup]

He is! Now if only I could stand that band of his...

poking in to say...

[tobyzantium]

enjoying panic is totally superfluous to wanting the hothotsex! ask me how!