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WentzWang, vol. 1

Jan 23, 2007 17:35

While sitting about my apartment before the FOB show on the 15th, the collected crew (eleanor-lavish, clumsygyrl, callsigns, marigolde and myself) bunnied a porn studio AU that quickly got way out of hand. I am attempting to record the bunny for posterity. Here, then, is the first ten pages.

( Pete Wentz is a bisexual porn mogul )

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callsigns January 23 2007, 23:07:34 UTC

I made such squeaky happy noises while reading this! Hemingway Wentz-Trohman!!

Tyson/Darren! Tyson/Darren! Tyson/Darren/RAY!!!

azrielen January 23 2007, 23:44:01 UTC

I WANT TO KNOW WHY RAY IS CALLED EL BULL (besides his last name, duh. ROFL)

callsigns January 23 2007, 23:45:27 UTC

. . . and being hung like one? He's horny! Wahahahahahah!!

azrielen January 23 2007, 23:57:07 UTC

BAHAHAHAHA HORNY. *is in fits of stupid laughter at the cheese*

Well YEAH, but there needs to be writing about just how fitting the name is. RIGHT NOW.

Shut up. It's a thing...that I have...for...yeah. *dies*

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imaginaryhorses January 23 2007, 23:08:52 UTC

Ahahahahaha oh my God, I don't even know where to start. Every part is even more awesome than the last and my little heart just can't take it.
Okay. So. I was skeptical when I saw Greta's name- I was wondering how the hell you could make her a porn star. And I was convinced! If that is not the mark of true genius, I don't know what is. And Maja the dominatrix is so, so perfect and so is Travis and so is Patrick designing the website and snuggling with Brendon and I just...I'm going to stop now before I start hyperventilating and wind up overdosing on squee, but just know in your brilliant little hearts, all of you, that I could go on for pages, okay?
My only quibble is that the poll contains no tickyboxes. Ordinarily, I am no proponent of the tickybox option, but this is an exception, as I need to read all three like I need Diet Coke (which is to say, in order to function).
♥!!!!!!!!!

schuyler January 24 2007, 00:16:57 UTC

Oh, they'll all get posted! I'm just motivating myself by letting you all yell at me about which to complete first! And I'm glad you liked it!

Greta is America's cheesecake next door! Our sweet, Midwestern answer to Emmanuelle! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

unlovablehands January 23 2007, 23:20:13 UTC

*MEMORIES THIS SO HARD*

azrielen January 23 2007, 23:43:06 UTC

And so, yeah. You've discovered one of my worst hidden kinds EVER. Porn AUs just....OMG. And I'm not even a big fan of video prn, but stories about the porn industry? HELLS YES.

The Maja/Jon thing with the COLLAR had me in such a puddle of happyhappyhappy you have no idea.

The portrayal of Bert made me want to punch him. D: Not so much with the happy there.

I've decided "Spencer Finds Love!" would be the most awesome follow-up. Spencer seems rather aloof here and very unlike his co-workers. Seeing him courted by some crazy porn star would be the BEST thing. (And I just had a Spencer/Pornstar!Jepha moment there...OMG)

However, you know what I'd really like to see besides that? I kind of want to know more about gerard here. Call it my fandom bias to swing toward the members of MCR, but Gerard and Ray in this story make me want to know more. :D

schuyler January 24 2007, 00:18:53 UTC

Um, hello? Were you in my apartment that night? Because your pairing guess is spot on.

And I promise you'll hear more about El Bull!

Bert's awful, but Jon's awesome! So it works out okay. I'm glad we hit your buttons!

therisingmoon January 23 2007, 23:47:05 UTC

each section is just better than the rest and i definitely want to see more to this bunny. :D

schuyler January 24 2007, 00:20:24 UTC

Well, you will! As soon as I get my nonsense together.