because I'm the mommy, that's why
I don't know why El didn't post this, our hilarity must be shared. And it led to FIC!
el (7:58:05 PM): what I love is that if pete trolls, which COME ON, it's PETE
el (7:58:13 PM): he will read your post and fall madly in love with you
sara (7:58:17 PM): he will
sara (7:58:21 PM): i'll be like, get in line
el (8:02:05 PM): you know who would be active?
el (8:02:08 PM): pete
sara (8:02:13 PM): haha yes
el (8:02:17 PM): he would make daily love posts
el (8:02:45 PM): maybe picspam of patrick on the bus or andy shirtless
sara (8:02:49 PM): HA YES
el (8:03:31 PM): and sometimes he'd post funny AIM convos with him and la beckett where they were talking about who would win in a rumble between FFTL and AAR
el (8:04:44 PM): or he'd critique his own hair through the ages with witty commentary
sara (8:06:55 PM): hee
sara (8:07:14 PM): he'd post fic that was all pete/patrick pre-slash
el (8:07:22 PM): yes
sara (8:07:27 PM): we'd be like, pete it doesn't count as fic if it's what you did today before lunch
el (8:07:35 PM): AHHAHAHA
sara (8:07:40 PM): secretly he ships joe/andy
el (8:07:57 PM): oh, clearly
sara (8:08:02 PM): "today i asked andy what he thought of joe and andy said he thought joe was cool. i think he meant gay"
el (8:08:05 PM): and bill/nick wheeler
el (8:08:25 PM): he'd be the MAIN bill/nick voice in the comm and get bitchy at you and gale to write it
el (8:08:33 PM): then he'd post bill/nick picspam
sara (8:08:34 PM): haha yes
sara (8:08:58 PM): he'd be like seriously, bill wouldn't stop talking about him after they toured
sara (8:09:17 PM): you guys its practically canon im serious
el (8:09:20 PM): he'd be all TAI and AAR didnt tour much, but let me tell you about the time when nick and bill were at this party, and bill ended up wearing nicks shoes
el (8:10:17 PM): and we'd be all was this the same party where you and bill were in a CLOSET ALL NIGHT? and he'd be all you guuuuuys its SO not the same
sara (8:10:21 PM): i invited bill to the afterparty, im gonna try and get him drunk and convince him to go in a closet with nick
sara (8:10:26 PM): ...
el (8:10:27 PM): ahhahha
sara (8:10:29 PM): haha
sara (8:10:38 PM): he'll be like "it worked for me"
el (8:10:42 PM): yes
el (8:10:59 PM): pete would never get booted for not posting
sara (8:11:05 PM): totally not
sara (8:11:22 PM): but he'd still respond to my post all "dont kick me out ill cry"
sara (8:11:29 PM): and i'd be like "you should write porn, fucker"
sara (8:11:35 PM): "post naked pictures of patrick"
el (8:11:41 PM): and you'd be all ...um, you're PETE, dude. I think you're in...
el (8:11:46 PM): ahahhaha
el (8:12:54 PM): and he would end up three days later posting a picspam of patrick from behind, and the back of patrick's head as he headed into the mens room, and then patrick's hand over the lense, and patrick from the floor as he kicked pete a few times and he'd label the cut tag "I totally tried, you guys"
sara (8:13:04 PM): hahahaha
sara (8:13:52 PM): but we'd be okay with that, because we like shots of patrick's ass
sara (8:13:56 PM): pete would be like "so do i"
sara (8:14:07 PM): "dude, we know"
el (8:14:29 PM): yep, and we'd spend half a day arguing over how much of patrick's bits you could see up the leg of his shorts in picture 4
sara (8:15:06 PM): we'd make pete an icon of the closeup shot
sara (8:15:10 PM): and it would be his default
el (8:15:20 PM): of course with a little arrow
sara (8:15:21 PM): and he'd still be like me and patrick aren't *like* that
sara (8:15:27 PM): we'd be like sure honey
el (8:16:02 PM): uh huh
el (8:16:25 PM): and he'd stop coming by for a week, and we'd all IM him with frowny faces
el (8:16:50 PM): and he'd come back and be all "I had WORK in PRAGUE" and we'd be all "whatever, idiot, we love you anyway"
sara (8:17:19 PM): he'd post feedback on our fics
sara (8:17:28 PM): "dude, joe should be way more stoned than that"
el (8:17:37 PM): some would be in the "omg hot" vein, but yeah
sara (8:17:37 PM): "ps. drugs are bad"
el (8:17:45 PM): mostly he'd critique our characterizations
el (8:17:49 PM): ahhahah
el (8:18:12 PM): he'd have whole feedbacks that just say patrick's tummy!!!!!eleven!!!
sara (8:18:31 PM): "patrick would never kiss someone first. you have to catch him off guard and move in for the kill"
sara (8:18:34 PM): "i mean in theory"
el (8:18:50 PM): and he might try to tone down our ryanross as a girly slut talk, but we would have none of it
sara (8:19:05 PM): we'd be like whatever dude, you were hitting on him from day one
el (8:19:22 PM): look, pete. YOU like him cause he's hot emo jailbait. WE like him for the same reason. don't tell me you don't want him on his knees begging for it.
el (8:19:44 PM): and he'd stammer, and we'd pull the IM conversation from the archives
sara (8:19:44 PM): and he'd be gone for about twenty minutes after that
sara (8:19:56 PM): and we'd all be thinking, so *that's* how long it takes pete to jerk off
el (8:19:59 PM): and he'd be all "but i needed to know if they were hot for MARKETING PURPOSES"
sara (8:20:45 PM): sure, pete. well, you've marketed ryanross as an emo slut.
sara (8:20:54 PM): or he's marketed himself as one.
sara (8:20:57 PM): or he is one.
sara (8:21:08 PM): you pick.
el (8:21:35 PM): "....ok, fine. but can you at least have me fuck him more than brendon? that guys an ass."
sara (8:22:07 PM): "seriously, you guys. brendon is mean to him, you should let him have sex with patrick. patrick would be really nice in bed. he'd be gentle."
sara (8:22:11 PM): dyw: "..."
el (8:24:32 PM): i think we'd have to explain the appeal of slutty ryan getting rammed being possibly hotter than emo ryan being gently taken by patrick's sweet caresses
el (8:24:48 PM): which, you know, is NICE, but no ramming slutfest orgy gangbang
sara (8:25:03 PM): oh god i love us
sara (8:25:26 PM): we'd be like, patrick can join in
sara (8:26:00 PM): "think of that, patrick lining up after you've had ryan already, taking him hard and ryan just biting his lip, arching up for it."
sara (8:26:08 PM): pete would be gone for twenty minutes again.
el (8:26:17 PM): maybe thirty
el (8:26:52 PM): or however many it took to call patrick, have him talk to pete for ten minutes before he realizes pete's not talking and WHAT ARE YOU DOING PETE?? and hanging up on him in disgust
sara (8:27:25 PM): oh god, that's hot
el (8:27:29 PM): (btw, i think i need a ryan icon that says ramming slutfest orgy gangbang
sara (8:27:34 PM): i think everyone does
sara (8:27:45 PM): i think it should be the dyw default icon
i.e.
el (8:27:48 PM): how many times over the years do you think pete has jacked off while on the phone with patrick?
el (8:27:54 PM): dozens? hundreds?
sara (8:28:03 PM): oh god, he totally has patrick sing to him sometimes
sara (8:28:14 PM): and he can time himself to come by the bridge
sara (8:28:30 PM): so his breathing's back to normal once the song's over
el (8:28:30 PM): fuck
el (8:28:32 PM): just. yes
sara (8:28:51 PM): and patrick would be like, yeah?
sara (8:28:59 PM): and pete would say, still a little breathless, oh yeah
on that note, we wrote a fic:
the songs and the words
by addictedkitten and eleanor_lavish
Pete/Patrick, NC-17
Pete really likes it when Patrick sings. No, he really likes it.
el (7:58:05 PM): what I love is that if pete trolls, which COME ON, it's PETE
el (7:58:13 PM): he will read your post and fall madly in love with you
sara (7:58:17 PM): he will
sara (7:58:21 PM): i'll be like, get in line
el (8:02:05 PM): you know who would be active?
el (8:02:08 PM): pete
sara (8:02:13 PM): haha yes
el (8:02:17 PM): he would make daily love posts
el (8:02:45 PM): maybe picspam of patrick on the bus or andy shirtless
sara (8:02:49 PM): HA YES
el (8:03:31 PM): and sometimes he'd post funny AIM convos with him and la beckett where they were talking about who would win in a rumble between FFTL and AAR
el (8:04:44 PM): or he'd critique his own hair through the ages with witty commentary
sara (8:06:55 PM): hee
sara (8:07:14 PM): he'd post fic that was all pete/patrick pre-slash
el (8:07:22 PM): yes
sara (8:07:27 PM): we'd be like, pete it doesn't count as fic if it's what you did today before lunch
el (8:07:35 PM): AHHAHAHA
sara (8:07:40 PM): secretly he ships joe/andy
el (8:07:57 PM): oh, clearly
sara (8:08:02 PM): "today i asked andy what he thought of joe and andy said he thought joe was cool. i think he meant gay"
el (8:08:05 PM): and bill/nick wheeler
el (8:08:25 PM): he'd be the MAIN bill/nick voice in the comm and get bitchy at you and gale to write it
el (8:08:33 PM): then he'd post bill/nick picspam
sara (8:08:34 PM): haha yes
sara (8:08:58 PM): he'd be like seriously, bill wouldn't stop talking about him after they toured
sara (8:09:17 PM): you guys its practically canon im serious
el (8:09:20 PM): he'd be all TAI and AAR didnt tour much, but let me tell you about the time when nick and bill were at this party, and bill ended up wearing nicks shoes
el (8:10:17 PM): and we'd be all was this the same party where you and bill were in a CLOSET ALL NIGHT? and he'd be all you guuuuuys its SO not the same
sara (8:10:21 PM): i invited bill to the afterparty, im gonna try and get him drunk and convince him to go in a closet with nick
sara (8:10:26 PM): ...
el (8:10:27 PM): ahhahha
sara (8:10:29 PM): haha
sara (8:10:38 PM): he'll be like "it worked for me"
el (8:10:42 PM): yes
el (8:10:59 PM): pete would never get booted for not posting
sara (8:11:05 PM): totally not
sara (8:11:22 PM): but he'd still respond to my post all "dont kick me out ill cry"
sara (8:11:29 PM): and i'd be like "you should write porn, fucker"
sara (8:11:35 PM): "post naked pictures of patrick"
el (8:11:41 PM): and you'd be all ...um, you're PETE, dude. I think you're in...
el (8:11:46 PM): ahahhaha
el (8:12:54 PM): and he would end up three days later posting a picspam of patrick from behind, and the back of patrick's head as he headed into the mens room, and then patrick's hand over the lense, and patrick from the floor as he kicked pete a few times and he'd label the cut tag "I totally tried, you guys"
sara (8:13:04 PM): hahahaha
sara (8:13:52 PM): but we'd be okay with that, because we like shots of patrick's ass
sara (8:13:56 PM): pete would be like "so do i"
sara (8:14:07 PM): "dude, we know"
el (8:14:29 PM): yep, and we'd spend half a day arguing over how much of patrick's bits you could see up the leg of his shorts in picture 4
sara (8:15:06 PM): we'd make pete an icon of the closeup shot
sara (8:15:10 PM): and it would be his default
el (8:15:20 PM): of course with a little arrow
sara (8:15:21 PM): and he'd still be like me and patrick aren't *like* that
sara (8:15:27 PM): we'd be like sure honey
el (8:16:02 PM): uh huh
el (8:16:25 PM): and he'd stop coming by for a week, and we'd all IM him with frowny faces
el (8:16:50 PM): and he'd come back and be all "I had WORK in PRAGUE" and we'd be all "whatever, idiot, we love you anyway"
sara (8:17:19 PM): he'd post feedback on our fics
sara (8:17:28 PM): "dude, joe should be way more stoned than that"
el (8:17:37 PM): some would be in the "omg hot" vein, but yeah
sara (8:17:37 PM): "ps. drugs are bad"
el (8:17:45 PM): mostly he'd critique our characterizations
el (8:17:49 PM): ahhahah
el (8:18:12 PM): he'd have whole feedbacks that just say patrick's tummy!!!!!eleven!!!
sara (8:18:31 PM): "patrick would never kiss someone first. you have to catch him off guard and move in for the kill"
sara (8:18:34 PM): "i mean in theory"
el (8:18:50 PM): and he might try to tone down our ryanross as a girly slut talk, but we would have none of it
sara (8:19:05 PM): we'd be like whatever dude, you were hitting on him from day one
el (8:19:22 PM): look, pete. YOU like him cause he's hot emo jailbait. WE like him for the same reason. don't tell me you don't want him on his knees begging for it.
el (8:19:44 PM): and he'd stammer, and we'd pull the IM conversation from the archives
sara (8:19:44 PM): and he'd be gone for about twenty minutes after that
sara (8:19:56 PM): and we'd all be thinking, so *that's* how long it takes pete to jerk off
el (8:19:59 PM): and he'd be all "but i needed to know if they were hot for MARKETING PURPOSES"
sara (8:20:45 PM): sure, pete. well, you've marketed ryanross as an emo slut.
sara (8:20:54 PM): or he's marketed himself as one.
sara (8:20:57 PM): or he is one.
sara (8:21:08 PM): you pick.
el (8:21:35 PM): "....ok, fine. but can you at least have me fuck him more than brendon? that guys an ass."
sara (8:22:07 PM): "seriously, you guys. brendon is mean to him, you should let him have sex with patrick. patrick would be really nice in bed. he'd be gentle."
sara (8:22:11 PM): dyw: "..."
el (8:24:32 PM): i think we'd have to explain the appeal of slutty ryan getting rammed being possibly hotter than emo ryan being gently taken by patrick's sweet caresses
el (8:24:48 PM): which, you know, is NICE, but no ramming slutfest orgy gangbang
sara (8:25:03 PM): oh god i love us
sara (8:25:26 PM): we'd be like, patrick can join in
sara (8:26:00 PM): "think of that, patrick lining up after you've had ryan already, taking him hard and ryan just biting his lip, arching up for it."
sara (8:26:08 PM): pete would be gone for twenty minutes again.
el (8:26:17 PM): maybe thirty
el (8:26:52 PM): or however many it took to call patrick, have him talk to pete for ten minutes before he realizes pete's not talking and WHAT ARE YOU DOING PETE?? and hanging up on him in disgust
sara (8:27:25 PM): oh god, that's hot
el (8:27:29 PM): (btw, i think i need a ryan icon that says ramming slutfest orgy gangbang
sara (8:27:34 PM): i think everyone does
sara (8:27:45 PM): i think it should be the dyw default icon
i.e.
el (8:27:48 PM): how many times over the years do you think pete has jacked off while on the phone with patrick?
el (8:27:54 PM): dozens? hundreds?
sara (8:28:03 PM): oh god, he totally has patrick sing to him sometimes
sara (8:28:14 PM): and he can time himself to come by the bridge
sara (8:28:30 PM): so his breathing's back to normal once the song's over
el (8:28:30 PM): fuck
el (8:28:32 PM): just. yes
sara (8:28:51 PM): and patrick would be like, yeah?
sara (8:28:59 PM): and pete would say, still a little breathless, oh yeah
on that note, we wrote a fic:
the songs and the words
by addictedkitten and eleanor_lavish
Pete/Patrick, NC-17
Pete really likes it when Patrick sings. No, he really likes it.