Whats the difference between us? We can start at the penis...
Just got done being my mother's little bitch and cleaned the whole house for her. Ooo I like when the house looks all sparkly.
Dewayne got the sewing machine to work! Im so excited because now pants won't take me forever to sew and I can get rid of the huge pile of pants in the corner of my room that I wanted to take in. Amy is gonna come over tonight and we are going to sew like no otha.
Tonight we are gonna go bowling. I haven't done that in forever.
Last night my step dad's tools got stolen by some fucking asshole. His truck was right out my window; Im surprised I didnt hear anything because Im such a light sleeper. Danny said they were in such a rush that they left drawers open in his truck and dropped tons of shit all over the ground. We have a bunch of drugged out punk asses on our street; they are going to die.
Im debating on going to Winter Formal or not. Amy wants to go and I most likely wouldn't go unless she did but she needs a date. You know boys! Yeah, you boys who are intelligent, funny, and know how to treat a girl?! It would be hella easier if you would reveal yourselves to us and take Amy to the damn Winter Formal! I don't even think Dewayne would be that enthusiastic about going anyways so that kinda counts me out. But I wanna get pretty for once and wear a really pretty dress :( Whatev.
Dewayne got the sewing machine to work! Im so excited because now pants won't take me forever to sew and I can get rid of the huge pile of pants in the corner of my room that I wanted to take in. Amy is gonna come over tonight and we are going to sew like no otha.
Tonight we are gonna go bowling. I haven't done that in forever.
Last night my step dad's tools got stolen by some fucking asshole. His truck was right out my window; Im surprised I didnt hear anything because Im such a light sleeper. Danny said they were in such a rush that they left drawers open in his truck and dropped tons of shit all over the ground. We have a bunch of drugged out punk asses on our street; they are going to die.
Im debating on going to Winter Formal or not. Amy wants to go and I most likely wouldn't go unless she did but she needs a date. You know boys! Yeah, you boys who are intelligent, funny, and know how to treat a girl?! It would be hella easier if you would reveal yourselves to us and take Amy to the damn Winter Formal! I don't even think Dewayne would be that enthusiastic about going anyways so that kinda counts me out. But I wanna get pretty for once and wear a really pretty dress :( Whatev.