Life (death) or deliciousness????? I'll let you decide.

Apr 19, 2004 08:20




What's wrong mikey??!?! DISPLEASED with the product before you? eh? Yes, folks as it turns out, Mikey does infact not "like it."



Wow...look at the perfect face on that kid...




HEY! whaddya know? Another perfect face...

WHAT MESSAGE IS LIFE SENDING TO OUR KIDS TODAY? Isn't it a little bit wrong to suggest that the consumption and digestion of a disgusting cereal will make you an attractive child? Yes, my friend, it certainly is. What ever happened to the truth:



WHy is this guy not a healthy candidate for the High and Mighty life cereal box? Watever happened to values? You're stuck with what you have and no bad tasting low-sugar cereal is going to improve you. Sorry, kids.

Lucky on the other hand:



Is not a child nor a real person, therefor kids are not constantly comparing themselves to a more superior being. And, let's face it...who can resist that smile? SO happy with a happy cereal. I feel so lucky that lucky charms came into my life as a tot. I wasn't looking for answers or beauty, just a good bowl of cereal and a warm exploration of my imagination. And that is exactly what I got with Lucky Charms.
(there is a picture here, go to post comment to see it!)


Everything that has "University of Oklahoma Housing Food Services" written at the bottom of it is OK by me. Lucky Charms has cholk full of Vitamin A, Vitamin C, Calcium, and Iron while still maintaining it's 13gs of sugar. Sweeeeeet!

lep·re·chaun   
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One of a race of elves in Irish folklore who can reveal hidden treasure to those who catch them.
Sounds gooooooooooooood to me!



That on the otherhand does not sound good to me. It, in fact sounds very bad!

MIKEY IS DEAD! LUCKY WILL NEVER DIE! HE WILL KEEP THE IMAGINATION OF YOUNG CHERUBS ALIVE FOREVER! FOR-EV-ER! Case closed, Jeremiah........



don't cry, it's okay. YOU ONLY LOST!
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