i needed something to besides homework bahhhh
yesterday was vanessa and i's 5th anniversary of being best friends. okay, so it's a little strange that we became "best friends" all of a sudden one day, but we were in the 5th grade (plus it was destiny)...and hey, lewis gave me a banana today, so yeah. here is a list of expected gifts and who from: ahem
1.mack- choosing either a different kind of frosting or a different kind of cake next time we have a baking day, because frankly white cake with white frosting makes me want to throw up in his "im blonde, no im brown" hair
2.bolander- relieving my rocky horror overdue fee
3.juliana- two gummy bears attached at the head
4.paul- sticking his fingers in his mouth to symbolize a gun and making shooting/gagging noises WHENEVER i ask him too, on command bitch
5.leah- wear her hair down everyday
6.dowd- always wear converse because he looks cute in them (wow can we take a step back from my list and realize how non-selfish that last request was)
7.alex- never make coyote ugly references to his own life
8.blaine- to continue giving me kisses on the cheek whenever hall passing
9.david- be his awesome self forever more
10.haley- change her email address
11.josh- dedicate his entire acting carrier to his wonderfully wonderful sister
12.christopher ramm- to never stop wearing kilts, even in old fragile withered age
13.mary- move back a.s.a.p.
14.nik- to stop ignoring me and then pretending like he and i still are the same, you miss me. i know it. and that's that. haha
wow im up to 14 and im bored silly. i will post again with more requests later, but try to breathe until then. its amazing, none of these gifts accommodate vanessa in any form what so ever.
5 years, what an achievement!