http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvbid/westnile/qa/symptoms.htm I do not have a rash, but otherwise, my symptoms match those of West Nile Fever. Colleen says I'm being a hypochondriac. I expressed a concern that it might still develop into encephalitis (scroll down the CDC page) and
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Chris (on speakerphone) pointed out that dinosaurs might come out of my butt.
Now I'm scared that I might develop Dinosaurilitis. Colleen wants a dinosaur of her own if I poop one... I just don;t want a horribly distended dinosaur-ass.
This led to a rousing discussion between the 3 tents of Castle Discordia with a vote of what we'd rather poop: a Velociraptor or a Brontosaurus.
I see this as mere proof that my brain is swelling.