http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvbid/westnile/qa/symptoms.htm I do not have a rash, but otherwise, my symptoms match those of West Nile Fever. Colleen says I'm being a hypochondriac. I expressed a concern that it might still develop into encephalitis (scroll down the CDC page) and
Chris (on speakerphone) pointed out that dinosaurs might come out of my butt.
Now I'm scared that I might develop Dinosaurilitis. Colleen wants a dinosaur of her own if I poop one... I just don;t want a horribly distended dinosaur-ass.
This led to a rousing discussion between the 3 tents of Castle Discordia with a vote of what we'd rather poop: a Velociraptor or a Brontosaurus.
I see this as mere proof that my brain is swelling.