BULLSHIT
I was thinking....how did bullshit come around as am expression? I mean seriously, when someone is sayiong nonsense to you you say it's "bullshit". How did it start? Liets think here. Maybe it was like this (insert flashback music and weird wavy hazy blurry stuff). "Once upon a time an old farmer had himself some bulls. Not just any bulls, but prize/award winning bulls. One day the farmer told the Mexican that he pays 3 cents an hour to watch his bulls while the old farmer went to town to fill his Viagra prescription. The mexican agreed with a hearty "YES YES!! CEE SENOR!!!" And off the farmer went. When he returned he found his field completly empty and the dirty little mexican sleeping under a tree with a half filled bottle of teguila laying next to him. The old farmer ran over and woke him up "Hey you spic, where are all my bulls!?" "Oh, I do not know, senor, el diablo seeks the Rio Grande!! YEE HAA, ENTI-AH Undalay, a-ree-ba!!" And then he went into an explanation. The farmer was looking across his field when he spotted a dark mound, a few mounds leading off into the bushes. "BULLSHIT!!!" he yelled. "No, senor, it is not, I swear it." "I KNOW BULLSHIT WHEN I SEE IT!!!" And off he ran into the bushes.
And that is how the word "bullshit" became an expression.
What? You wanna hear how the story ends don't you? Well, ok.
When the farmer reached the bushes he found the body of one of his prized bulls. "OH NO!! Not GUS!!!" And then from out of nowhere the rest of his herd came stampeding toward him!!! The lead one, named, Corky, yelled at the farmer "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" They then proceeded to trample the poor old bastard to death. THE END!
And that is how the word "bullshit" became an expression.
What? You wanna hear how the story ends don't you? Well, ok.
When the farmer reached the bushes he found the body of one of his prized bulls. "OH NO!! Not GUS!!!" And then from out of nowhere the rest of his herd came stampeding toward him!!! The lead one, named, Corky, yelled at the farmer "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" They then proceeded to trample the poor old bastard to death. THE END!