You may now kneel.

[complicatedliar]

To the pitiful mortals of the "community" known as damned:

I shall be arriving in the morning. Feel free to kneel, curtsy, bow, or perform whatever sort of obeisance is culturally appropriate to you. (We will work on developing a more standardized form of greeting later, have no fear.) I shall graciously accept flowers, chocolates1, well-done portraits

Comments

[cigarettes_plz]

You know, most of us wait until the nurses put a needle in our asses before we start with the crazy talk.

At least you know you're here for a reason I guess.

[complicatedliar]

Are there any other disturbing hobbies of yours you'd care to share with the rest of the class?

[cigarettes_plz]

Hey, you're the one who sashayed in with the campy dominatrix act. I don't think you have room to talk about disturbing hobbies.

[complicatedliar]

Now look, you sad waste of organic compounds, I do not sashay Personal experience, I take it?

[cigarettes_plz]

I'm trying to block out that entire 90% of my life. You really don't wanna know, Mistress Loki.

[complicatedliar]

Alright, tell me who gave you those pictures SO I CAN MURDER THEM Oh, you'd be surprised at just what sort of bizarre information serves to temporarily satiate my voracious curiosity. I don't shock easily.

[cigarettes_plz]

Well, if you really wanna know, I'll tell you...

For a pack of smokes.

[complicatedliar]

It's a filthy habit, you know. Gives you terrible breath.

[cigarettes_plz]

And also cancer. So unless you'd miss me, it would be for our mutual benefit.

[complicatedliar]

You make a valid point.

[cigarettes_plz]

...also eeee Loki. I got a little carried away.

[complicatedliar]

:D DUDE I AM FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS.

[cigarettes_plz]

[complicatedliar]

I love you. So much. In the dirtiest way imaginable.

[cigarettes_plz]