[with the most teachery scrawl that ever scrawled]

[deathandgin]

Damon, Elena:

Still alive here. You two okay? Try to keep the sarcasm to a minimum if you can.

- Rick

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[saviored]

I can't How did you even Your level of grace astounds me, Rick. You should audition at Julliard.

Oh, I'm sorry. Did you say something about sarcasm?

[deathandgin]

I'm so surprised that my plea falls upon deaf ears.

What happened, anyway? I may or may not completely remember.

[saviored]

I got your plea loud and clear.

Here, let me refresh your memory.

[deathandgin]

[If only there was a bulletin equivalent of a facepalm.]

Seriously? I hope you didn't waste any of your extra time practicing art, because... wow.

[broodings]

Alaric?? When did you get here?

- Stefan

[deathandgin]

Yesterday. Been a hell of a ride so far. I've got some stuff to tell you.

[broodings]

Yesterday...? I hope my brother Damon actually explained what happens here first.

Sure, I'll look for you. Unless you don't mind discussing it in public.

[deathandgin]

He gave me the gist.

It's about home. I don't think either of you'd appreciate it being in public.

[lookslikeher]

Still alive, yeah. My butt nose hurts, but considering everything... Yeah, I'm alright.

- Elena

[deathandgin]

I'm glad you're all right.

Any chance that stuff from last night continued today? I've been fine so far. Relatively speaking.

[lookslikeher]

No, me too. Which I'm not even going to question.

Not when I'm sitting here almost missing being carted around by my creepy nurse.

[deathandgin]

I guess it's good I don't have nurse experience to compare this to.