[unsigned]

[vsyourface]

[ This note has been crumpled up, uncrumpled, re-crumpled, stamped on a few times, uncrumpled again, almost ripped in half, then removed from the board, folded up, and put into Scott's pocket. In its place, the following has been left in betrayingly hesitant-looking print.]

Porky Minch is a stupid fat pig and I hate him right back!!!